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Beetlejuice Jr - Summer Drama 2025
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HillviewTV Team
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July 19, 2025
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1:04:36
Hillview Summer Drama Camp's 2025 production of Beetlejuice Jr.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh.
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In times like this, we have no words.
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We have only each other.
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Today we have come together to mourn the passing of Emily Beats, devoted wife to
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Charles, beloved mother to Lydia.
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You're invisible when you're sad.
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Clocks tick and phones still ring.
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The world carries on like mad.
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But nobody sees a thing
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Grownups want to fix things when they can't
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It only fills them with shame
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So they just look away
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Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me and say
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My name
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Seems when you lose your mom, no
1:58
one turns off the sun, folks carry
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on and that's that, you're invisible when
2:09
you're sad.
2:13
I don't believe it. A ballad already? And
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such a bold departure from the original.
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Hey folks, beggin' your bargain, excuse me, sorry
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to bargain, now let's skip the tears
2:31
and start on the whole piano.
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You're doomed, enjoy the singing, the sword of Damocles is
2:41
swinging, and if I hear your
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cell phone ringing, I'll kill you myself, the whole being dead thing.
2:48
Debt can get all persons dressed
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We should have carved a way for teams
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Now we're never gonna see them
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I can show you what comes next
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So don't be free
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Stay in your seat
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We've been rehearsing this nonsense for weeks
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So just relax, you'll be fine
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There's no free funds, read the signs
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Make a breath
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Welcome to a show about debt
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You're...
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You're gonna be fine
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On...
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On the other side
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Die! You're all gonna die! You're all gonna die!
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On the other side
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Oh and full disclosure, it's a show about death
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Everybody gets on fine here
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Like Roger Hart and Hammerstein here
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The women's bathroom has no line here
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Just beware
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you want. The whole being dead thing. You're just gonna love the folks here.
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Yeah, I know
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you're rough, but you can take a joke here. And I know you're dead, but you still can't
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smoke here. The whole being dead thing. Nobody is
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fooling through. I work out, I am being
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someone past the grammar machine. It's time to face the brutal truth. For all
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on a hit list,
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nine dollars a person, jumping at my shirt.
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Hey, that's just a piss.
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I'm going to take a land right here.
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I don't know where to wait here.
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This is the earliest right here.
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But there's a giant snake here!
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Get out of here!
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We are masters in art.
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A sharing convention of art.
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So how about we all make a start
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on the whole
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wheel.
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Hey, I hope you're ready for a show about death.
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Thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you.
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That is an old Scandinavian folk song.
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I like to think I put my own spin on it.
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But what's the point?
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Everyone looks right through me.
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I'm invisible.
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dead guy in the world of the living all I want is for somebody anyone to look my
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way and say I see you I accept you I fear for my safety around you
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but here's the
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good news I found a way to make everyone see me all I got to do is get a living
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person to say my name three times and I've got a plan you see that house over
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there
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And the people who live here, now they're finally about to die.
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Adam and Barbara Maitland.
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I'll get it.
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Oh, they're both going to get it.
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It's going to be so good for all of us.
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Hey, old girl, let's get you finished.
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Oh, Adam, we are just getting started.
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Look at this crib.
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I know to be untrained, I am boring.
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But nothing's a chore when you're restoring
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Part from frustration, pain, and financial drain
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It's fun
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Oh, say, Adam
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Why do you polish your coat when you don't have a kid?
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And even if you did have a kid
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The crib is due prices replacing your baby inside
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So simply exist to remind your sense of perfection
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It's just your reflection that you are not
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And we prepare to make from crooked
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Why don't you live?
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Just make us star
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Are you willing to take the next step?
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Ready, set, ready, set.
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Ah, would you look at that.
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She's Louise.
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She was boxed again.
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I'll call Howard.
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Uh, spoiler alert.
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Howard can't stop what's coming.
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Look at these pots.
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Amazingly glazed and terracotteries.
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I took some clay and made you pottery
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The world will never wreck you or protect you in a motherly race
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Folks say, Barbara, why can't you see that ceramics is simply a manifestation of motherly panic
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By making a baby that's breakable, aren't you creating a way of translating the scare
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Of making maternal mistakes into clay
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Hiding away so you don't have to face me
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Because I'm mom
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Barbara, that's what you've done
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Barbara, just make us stop
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are you willing to take the next step ready set whoa
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no see we can't start a family in a house
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with crummy fuses you are absolutely right so let's go slow no
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breaking the sweat with the
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point of having children and drowning in depth yeah we're totally completely maybe
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80 percent
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Ready to take the next step
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The next step
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Ready, set, let's
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See, I wasn't kidding. It's a show about death.
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People just died and you guys
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are clapping. I love it. Now, here's the plan. I
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can't get a living person to say my name,
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but with a little help from me, those newly deads can. But first!
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Ooh, I present the handbook for the recently deceased. Chapter one.
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All ghosts should proceed
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directly to the netherworld. Nope, I need those lovebirds to stay right here, so they
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We can haunt their house.
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Barbara, are you all right?
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I think so.
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You're like ice.
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You're freezing.
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Adam, I don't think we survived the shock.
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You mean we're-
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Hi, do not be afraid.
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You are dead.
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I am also dead.
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Maybe we could help each other out?
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Okay, plan B.
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I'm gonna need some help here.
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Ready? Okay!
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Hi! He'll be your guide! He'll be your G -U -I -D -E to the other
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side!
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He's a B to the L-E-T-L-E to J-U-I-C-T! Yes!
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What is happening?
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Cheer Squad, break it down!
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The good news is you and your spouse died in your own house.
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That gives you clap. That means the two of you should stick around.
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Lucky for you to get dropped by. Yeah, you see...
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My guy's got a little on the Pottery Barn and TV guy's got a little on the Pottery Barn
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Look, if we're gonna do this, you two need to hire me right now!
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Hire you for what?
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To teach you to scare!
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Scare who?
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The people who bought your house!
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Hey! Stop that!
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Put that down!
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Whoops! Who cares? It's going to the dump!
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The dump? Did they say the dump?
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Well, they're taking it to the dump and without me, they're gonna do that to everything
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Barbara please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. You're hired. Tell us what to do. You
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said yes
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Great choice you won't regret it
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There you go, it's a choice, you won't regret it, you want your house back,
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let's get it!
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Victory's within your reach, you've just been waiting for the perfect teacher
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You said have his perch, let's get rid of these jerks
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We'll do some improv and know if you will work for the whole field
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Campion!
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Niotic!
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Yes, there's very good energy in here.
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I'm glad you like it, but we only have two days to transform this old house
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into the flagship model home of my new gated community.
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Then you just need to convince Maxie Dean.
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Yes, if I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in.
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Everything will be fine.
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It's like my guru Otho always says,
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every success begins with sucks, but ends with yes.
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Sucks, yes!
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No, we have to stop.
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What if Lydia walks in?
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Maybe you should tell her about us.
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No, she's still too fragile.
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That's why you're here.
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To be her...
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What do you call yourself again?
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A life coach.
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Right, a life coach.
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And what's that mean?
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Almost anything.
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Hey, Dad, does this couch make me look dead?
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Lydia, you...
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No, I'm not going to answer a question like that.
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Dad, how long do we have to stay here?
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I want to go home.
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About that, I thought we could both use a fresh start.
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So I'm selling our old house.
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We're going to live here.
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Dad, no, you can't do that.
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Dead mom loved our house.
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Dead mom?
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You never want to talk about her.
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That's because I am trying to.
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Delia, do your job, please.
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Life coach her.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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happiness no dad please our
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whole life is in that house don't you remember when we first moved in
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we didn't know how we were gonna get through it then mom said let's clean up and she made us
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sing that song that she loved shake shake shake sonora shake
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your body line lydia you have moped
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around for months dressed in black obsessing about dad and
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more
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Yes, but we have to move forward. All of us. Keep it coming.
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Only two days to make this a model home with a model family inside.
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We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate.
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Lydia, I know you won't let me down.
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Yeah, it'd be terrible if we let each other down.
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I am alone. I am utterly alone. Except
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for you, dead mom.
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Hey mom, dead mom
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I need a little help here
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I'm probably talking to myself here
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But dead mom, I gotta ask
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Are you really in the grounds?
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Cause I feel you all around me
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Are you here, dead mom, dead mom
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This is the oldest house I've ever seen.
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You would have loved it.
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Dead mom.
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I'm tired of trying to iron out my creases.
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I'm a bunch of broken pieces.
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It was you who made me whole.
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Every day dad's staring at me like all her...
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Hurry up, get happy, move along, forget
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about your mom
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Cause daddy's in denial, daddy doesn't want to feel
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He wants me to smile and clap you like a performing seal
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Ignored it for a while, but daddy's lost his mind
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Real
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Mama, won't you send us time?
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I'm running out of open time
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A flag of mice, a lightning strike
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Drop a clue, mom
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No more playing daddy's games
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I'll go insane if things don't change
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Whatever it takes to make him
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Say your name, then Mom.
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You want to get those people out of your house?
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You're going to have to learn to scare them.
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Can't you just scare the people for us?
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Well, see, here's the problem.
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Right now, I cannot affect the world of the living, but you two can.
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So, what do you say?
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Love the enthusiasm.
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And after you scare them, make sure to get them to say this.
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It just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
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It's your name, isn't it?
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Middle name.
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My first name is actually Lawrence.
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But why make them say it?
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We've already said it a bunch of times.
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Because it doesn't matter if you say it, Adam.
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they have to be alive. Now, you, give me your best primal scream.
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Ah! Barbara! That's brilliant. Oh, never, fine. Forget the whole thing.
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So wait, you're just leaving? Yeah, because this isn't working out, Adam. So goodbye,
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sayonara. Don't text me in the middle of the night saying you up, because new phone. Who
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dis?
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So what now? We can't just stay in the attic. What the-
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What other choice do we have?
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There are people downstairs, strangers.
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I didn't like strangers when I was alive.
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Barbara, those are the guest sheets.
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If we want our house back, we have to fight for it.
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We're ghosts, gosh darn it.
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Let's haunt this house.
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Hey, Delia.
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Ah, Lydia.
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Sorry, I just want something to remember you by when you're gone.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I've had a vision.
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Dad and I are back at our house in New York.
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Everything's the way it used to be.
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And you don't exist.
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Lydia, I know I'm paid to care about you.
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But I'd like for us to be real friends.
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Look, I got...
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you a new dress for your father's business dinner. It says, I'm warm, I'm friendly,
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and I think about
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death only a normal amount. I prefer black. Lydia, right
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now you are redirecting anger and deflecting
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pain and other terms I learned in my training. What you need is a new perspective.
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The universe is more than just space with no end. Just
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think of the
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universe as a female best friend and you can be like hey universe what's
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happening girl
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and she'll be like oh nothing just run in the world and
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you'll be like what and the universe
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will be like oh no you're on the red track girl
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i got your back girl i'm helping you grow
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think positive act positive you are a child
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Earth. Life coaching, nailing it, everything,
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everything happens for a reason. Be a beacon of
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light in the world, put a little all right in the world. There
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are spirits that guides above, look up, and see them.
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Perception is reality, just listen to the melody. The universe
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is free, because everything
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everything happens for a reason I hate to break it to you the universe
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is just the contents of
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time matter and space 91 billion light years across and the earth's
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a small place where good
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people die no yeah and famine and wars the pacific
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islands are sinking but negative thinking is
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hardly the cause you think life is all unicorns and rainbows cause you're no
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paparazzi
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Positivity is a luxury that you can afford
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We're gonna die, yes you and I
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In meaninglessness and love
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No, no, no, no
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One day you may wake up alone
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Okay
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Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat
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And then they sailed away to Rome
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That's specific
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Can you cry as I'm the
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sleep in deep despair
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talking to the walls when there's no one there
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and you have to buy a cat
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cause that's your last chance
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out of family
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take it from me
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i've been 30 since 2003
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every day everything
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happened for a reason
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put some more fun
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in the world
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i'm still young in the world
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no matter what you do
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You'll never please some
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Is this still about me?
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Cause everything, everything else
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Sounds like terrible things can happen
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Because the universe is random
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Yes, but random for a reason
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No reason
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Leave this house. Leave
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this.
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Are you ghosts? This house is haunted?
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My name is Lydia Dietz. Do not be afraid.
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Why are you afraid of us?
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Because you're not scary.
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Unless, are you horribly disfigured?
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Is that why you're wearing sheets? Can I see?
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We're just a normal couple. We used to live here.
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I'm confused.
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told the living, ignored the strange and unusual. But not you. That's because I
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myself am strange and unusual. You seem like a normal girl to me. So
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Lydia, do you
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think you'd mind leaving and never coming back? Adam! I don't mean her, I mean her
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family. Yuck, we are not family. We are father, daughter, and
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Delia. Your mother, she...
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died. Lydia, I'm so sorry. Me too.
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Because she'd love this.
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I mean, real ghosts?
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We used to make these haunted houses in the garage.
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One year, we tried to do a classic horror theme.
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Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe.
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I thought she was terrifying, but no one knew who she was.
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People don't read.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to bore you guys talking about my mom.
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We don't mind.
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This is the first nice moment I've had since I got here.
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This is the first nice moment we had since we...
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died. Hey, maybe we can help each other. What do you mean? You want your house
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back, right? That's what
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I want too. So let's scare my dad. Once he realizes this house is haunted, we'll have
23:07
to leave. But
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your dad won't see us. He doesn't see me either. But together, we'll make him see. Barbara?
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Let's do it.
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Delia, I worry about the future, about Lydia.
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She's stubborn.
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I just need more time.
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No, you have failed.
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So have I. This has to stop.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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Are you firing me?
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Are you breaking up with me and firing me?
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Lydia's vision was right.
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What I'm trying to say is I've hired you to help my daughter, but you've helped me instead.
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Do you understand what I'm proposing?
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I'm proposing.
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Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a penuptial
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agreement?
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I'm becoming my second wife!
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You bet I will. It's like my guru Otho always says.
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Dad! Dad! There are ghosts! They're chasing me!
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Leave this house!
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Can you see them?
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What? No! See what?
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The ghosts!
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Dad, what's going on? Why do you have a ring?
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I have Astelia to marry me!
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Oh, Lydia.
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What? Dad, no! You can't do that!
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Now, Lydia, this is a good thing.
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I need a wife.
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You need a mother.
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I have a mother.
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Lydia, in 24 hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family.
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I'd like us to be a family.
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Lydia, I know you're upset, but maybe this was meant to be.
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I wish I was dead.
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You're invisible when you're me, there's
25:35
no one to see my truth, if they could
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look up they'd
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see. Hey!
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Somebody's on the roof.
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Whoa, what do we got here?
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By the time you read this, I, Lydia Dietz, will be gone.
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There's nothing for me here.
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I'm alone, forsaken, invisible.
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Well, that makes two of us.
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Who are you?
26:04
Can you see me?
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Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then
26:12
didn't...
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eat because something was obviously wrong with it so it just brought in the
26:16
hot African Sun you can see me so living girl dead
26:22
guy what brings you to the
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roof I'm gonna jump now I mean no you
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don't want to do that here's a better
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idea how about you say my name three times what oh please don't make me beg
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I
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will if I have to I just I really don't want to but
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Okay, I'm begging. But please, I'm so tired of being alone. And you, you
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can change that.
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I can't change anything. That's why I'm jumping. When I'm dead, my dad will be sorry.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, he won't. You'll just be dead.
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Look, I get it. We're not that different. You don't like your dad? I don't like my mom.
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She is a demon. Point is, maybe we could help
27:05
each other. You could use a buddy.
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Don't you wanna pal?
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Yes I do! Yes I do!
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Girl, the way I see it, your daddy should be leaving
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and you should stick around and kill him.
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What? Nothing.
27:17
So Lydia, don't end yourself.
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Defend yourself.
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Daddy is the one you should maim.
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Together we'll exterminate, assassinate!
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The finer point's gonna wait, but first you gotta say my name.
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Can I get some help here?
27:29
Go ahead and jump, but that won't stop him here.
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You got a solid plan B option.
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I can bring your dad to school.
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much pain all you gotta do is say my name girl say three times
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in a row and
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you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench but coach
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all you gotta do is say my name but I don't know your name I can't say it how
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about a game of charades yes let's play it
27:57
two words second word drink beverage milk juice
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hey first word plug and
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Wow, I'm impressed.
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And all you gotta do is say my name three times.
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Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken.
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Okay, go.
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Oh, this has got to be so good.
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Because you're so smart, a stand-up bro.
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I'll think about your offer, let you know.
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But I prefer my chances down below.
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, being on the ground
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Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
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I'm swimming with piranhas, I don't need a shark
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Yes, life sucks, but not that much
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Don't say Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, because
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I want to make sure I know who I'm working with
28:47
Do you have any references?
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Playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look
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You alright?
28:53
A dog, B town, a mild town
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You get away from Olivia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
28:59
Beetlejuice is awesome!
29:01
Beetlejuice is smart!
29:02
PJ is the graduate of Juilliard!
29:04
He can help, we found him on Yelp!
29:07
Our troubles all ended on data, we come friend to him!
29:10
Every word is not true!
29:12
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
29:16
Well, there you go kid, a couple of five-star reviews!
29:21
What was that?
29:22
That was Possession!
29:24
Anyghost can do that in less than one lesson!
29:26
Anyghost?
29:27
Pretty much, anyghost will do sure!
29:29
Beetlejuice, what do I need you for?
29:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, we're BFFF forever!
29:39
What? He was already dead, and he heard what he said. Any ghost can do possession stuff.
29:43
We don't need that demon, the three of us alone can wreck Dad's evening.
29:48
Together we can make it rum and leap. Guys, I got a dinner date to keep.
29:53
Okay, so what's the plan?
29:54
Teach Dad a lesson, he's gonna freak well.
29:57
We possess him
29:58
So he wants
30:01
The perfect daughter
30:03
I'll leave that
30:05
Lamb to slaughter
30:07
Yeah, I got game
30:09
I'm gonna make him
30:11
Say my name
30:12
I'll make him say my name
30:19
I'm not running away
30:22
I'll make him say my name
30:45
Where's the shrimp?
30:46
Get the shrimp!
30:48
Maxie D loves shrimp!
30:50
He's here!
30:51
Delia!
30:52
Where's...
30:53
Still walking her room.
30:55
All right, no chance to do this without her.
31:03
Chuck, you old dog, put her there.
31:07
Maxie, so glad you could make it.
31:10
Welcome to our model home.
31:15
You brought your legal team?
31:16
I never leave home without them.
31:18
Oh, have you met my fourth wife?
31:21
I'm his fifth wife.
31:23
I see. I'd like you both to meet my fiancée, Delia.
31:28
Namaste.
31:30
Tiramisu.
31:31
Why don't we eat?
31:38
Oh, Father dear, did I hear the dinner bell.
31:41
Lydia!
31:43
Life coaching.
31:45
Yes, it's not a bad.
31:47
Do the research.
31:47
So sorry.
31:49
I am late, everyone.
31:50
Your dress, you look...
31:53
Wow, this is gonna be such an interesting night.
31:56
But first, I think it would be so wonderful
31:59
if our newest family member would make a toast.
32:02
Delia?
32:03
Oh, okay.
32:05
Thank you, future stepdaughter.
32:10
Business friends,
32:12
I have only known this amazing, amazing man
32:16
and his...
32:17
Unique daughter for a few months, but as my goo
32:22
Otho always says,
32:28
DE-O!
32:30
What's wrong, Delia? Are you alright?
32:33
I'm so sorry. I don't know what just happened.
32:36
What I meant to say was,
32:38
MISETE, MISETE, MISETE, MISETE, MISETE-O!
32:44
Delia!
32:45
Do you need to lie down?
32:48
No, no, I just need to...
32:51
Did I come and we won't go home?
32:56
What is happening to me?
32:58
Maxie, on behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say...
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Work all night on a drink of rum!
33:06
Did I come and we won't go home?
33:10
Stack banana till the morning come...
33:41
I want one! Wait, why aren't you dancing?
33:45
It's like I told you, Dad. The house is haunted, and the ghosts who live here want you out.
33:54
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, one.
33:58
Did I come and be one go home?
34:01
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, one.
34:05
Did I come and be one go home?
34:09
Like a man he won't go home
34:25
Maxie, please, forgive me
34:29
Chuck, why are you apologizing?
34:32
We're gonna be rich
34:34
What? What?
34:35
Let me put on my bow tie
34:38
Before I say this, Chuck, your gated
34:44
community idea, it was stupid, but a genuine haunted
34:48
house, it's a gold mine.
34:52
Lydia, we're so sorry it didn't work.
34:55
There's still one way to stop him.
34:58
Beetlejuice?
35:02
You can get one more.
35:05
Beetlejuice?
35:07
It's showtime!
35:12
Hey, can everybody see me?
35:16
You wouldn't listen, Dad. Now this is what you get.
35:19
Yeah, Dad, this is what you get.
35:21
Now, let's all play a game that I like to call.
35:25
Run!
35:28
War!
35:30
Yarr!
35:32
Fly!
35:54
It's the day I've been waiting for, wishing, hoping, working,
36:00
and praying for the day my
36:02
have been delaying for years I'm gonna sell some cookies it's
36:07
not their fault that they're
36:09
overprotective I was born with arrhythmia my heart is defective only takes one
36:14
shock
36:14
and I could be dead from fear still I'm gonna sell some cookies
36:19
hike by hike song by song
36:22
the Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong they had my back if
36:27
anything went wrong with me
36:31
When you're a Girl Scout, everything's gonna work
36:36
out.
36:38
Even if you're born with cadenital heart disease, and you could be killed
36:43
by a phantom
36:45
You're a Girl Scout, and everything's gonna work out.
36:51
Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house.
37:00
Little girls, won't you come inside?
37:04
Um, okay!
37:07
It's so dark in here.
37:09
Is it?
37:10
I hadn't noticed.
37:12
Well, maybe we should come back another time when your parents are home.
37:17
Hear that sound?
37:20
That beautiful sound.
37:23
That is the sound of clean...
37:26
White, shorts turning brown, torture and pain, breaking
37:32
the brain, a sound that says, I will never
37:37
sleep well again.
37:42
The sound of a scream is music to me,
37:47
a sound that says, 15 years, full time therapy,
37:54
trauma.
37:54
and fears and sings in my ear ain't
37:59
it the sweetest noise around that beautiful sound
38:06
hey you know what makes us even more awesome what more me
38:13
all we want to do is hear that sound all we want to do is hear that sound fellas all
38:19
we want to do
38:20
is hear that sound all we want to do is hear that
38:22
That's out!
38:56
Yes, I hear that sound, that beautiful sound, the
39:02
sound of that, no more condescending adults hanging around, every
39:08
throne, each wheel and each moan, as of
39:13
two, daddy's sleeping, be the heck alone, be the
39:18
guy.
39:18
We're looking at you girl, you're finally free girl
39:23
Invisible, visible, but now they all see
39:28
Not in your grill, because that grill symphony
39:33
Ain't it the sweetest noise around?
39:39
That beautiful sound
39:46
The beautiful sun, the beautiful sun, the beautiful sun,
39:52
the moon.
40:00
Kid, if you're gonna act like a ghost, you gotta follow the rules.
40:04
What is rule number one?
40:06
Don't leave this house!
40:08
Why not?
40:09
Because a giant sandworm will appear, and sandworms eat ghosts.
40:13
Foreshadowing.
40:14
Rule number two.
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Every new ghost gets a book.
40:19
The handbook for the recently deceased.
40:22
Can I use this book to find my mom?
40:24
Why would anyone want to spend more time with their mom?
40:26
Did I mention my mom is a demon?
40:28
I can't open it.
40:30
Yeah, because you're not recently deceased.
40:32
And neither am I, so let's forget about that.
40:34
I can get Adam and Barbara to open it.
40:36
Wait, where are you going?
40:37
I thought we were pals.
40:39
What are you talking about?
40:40
I want my mom back.
40:42
Can you believe this?
40:44
After everything I did for her,
40:46
you know, I'm tired of being alone.
40:48
But there is a third rule.
40:51
Beetlejuice can become a living person
40:52
if he marries a living person.
40:55
That's it, I just gotta convince her to marry me.
40:57
Then I'll never be alone.
41:00
No, no, no, it's not a real marriage.
41:02
It's a green card thing.
41:17
The Handbook of the Recently Deceased?
41:19
I'm going to use it to bring my mom back from the netherworlds.
41:22
I just need one of you to open it.
41:24
Well, I do love old books.
41:26
Oh boy, this is exciting.
41:30
Chapter One, The Netherworld.
41:32
All ghosts should proceed directly to the netherworld.
41:36
Well, that would have been a good thing to know.
41:38
Hold on.
41:39
John says we should draw a door.
41:40
I'll grab some chalk.
41:47
Knock three times.
41:48
Here goes nothing.
41:52
Is that the Netherworld?
41:59
No, that book is dangerous.
42:00
I thought you were on my side.
42:02
We are, but you can't live all alone in a haunted house.
42:05
I've been alone since my mother died.
42:07
Please?
42:08
Lydia, we're scared for you.
42:10
Then I'll find a way to do it myself.
42:21
Where's the exorcist?
42:23
I got to do better.
42:25
My guru, Otho.
42:26
Otho?
42:27
Because Otho always says, if you don't take a chance, you don't have a
42:32
chance.
42:33
Because you didn't take it.
42:35
I do always say that.
42:37
Oh no!
42:38
Delia, my disciple, spirit hug!
42:42
Okay, I have the perfect weapon to vanquish your ghost.
42:46
I call it the soul box.
42:50
I'm going to trap your ghost there forever.
42:53
Now, all we have to do is find that ghost!
42:57
Here, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty.
43:07
so your dad wants to trap me in that fancy box when he turns it on what if your mom shows
43:12
up
43:12
instead you can do that no but you can let's get that book open i thought you couldn't open
43:17
it oh
43:18
i can i just didn't want to now let's see um right
43:25
here let them think they're in control
43:26
then spring the trap classic bait and switch oh this trick in the book
43:32
Stripey ghost man, are you here?
43:35
Otho, is this thing safe?
43:37
I don't know. Keep it away from sensitive areas.
43:41
Now, Otho, I notice the soul box is both glowing and making a noise.
43:46
What does that mean?
43:47
That means it's working successfully.
43:51
Leave this house!
43:53
Lydia! She's possessed!
43:56
The ghosts who dwell here want you gone, and so do I.
44:00
Otho! Do something!
44:05
I'm bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me.
44:09
Mother, dearest, heart held nearest, arise and be released from death.
44:14
Son of a bitch!
44:16
What did you do? Stop this!
44:18
I can't! I don't know how!
44:21
What's happening to her?
44:23
Exorcism! Death for the dead!
44:25
You lied to me!
44:26
All right, kid!
44:27
bait and switch. All this trick in the book.
44:30
What do you want?
44:31
I want to be alive. And in order
44:33
to do that, I have to marry
44:35
a living person. You
44:39
marry me.
44:41
What? It's a green
44:43
card thing. She's not
44:45
marrying you.
44:48
Somebody
44:49
do something. Okay, I'll marry
44:51
you. Yeah, oh
44:53
now it's time for you two to
44:55
to the netherworld. See ya suckers. The netherworld? Wait, you have to let me say
45:00
goodbye. Make it Snappy. I want cake. Hey Beetlejuice,
45:06
I'm going to the netherworld.
45:08
What? Classic bait -and -switch. Oldest trick in the book. Lydia! Why
45:15
does everyone keep
45:17
leaving me? Okay, new plan. You're all gonna die.
45:23
Ah!
45:43
Dad, are you alright?
45:45
You followed me.
45:47
What is this place?
45:50
This is the nether-
45:52
Welcome. I am the once and forever Miss Argentina.
45:56
I died with the sass. They can never take it away.
45:59
Let's get you processed.
46:00
Actually, we're alive.
46:02
That's impossible. You have to go back now before Juno sees you.
46:05
Juno!
46:06
I'm not going back. I'm here to find my mom.
46:08
Everyone here would go back if they could.
46:10
I was alive.
46:13
I was hot.
46:16
I went to parties a lot.
46:19
An unhappy beauty queen who dreamed to be Miss Argentina
46:23
I had such low self-esteem, I kid you not
46:25
So I gave it all up for the netherworld
46:28
I've been here forever
46:30
If I was more clever
46:32
I would've stuck it out knowing what life's about
46:37
If I knew that what I know now
46:42
I would've looked within and let love win somehow
46:49
Because I only knew the truth back then
46:54
I wouldn't have had my little accident
46:59
Ooh, more new arrivals Don't be
47:04
blind
47:06
You left your whole life behind See a shrink, call
47:11
a priest, ask the recently deceased
47:13
Death is final and you cannot press rewind
47:16
Don't know when the light is red
47:18
Toasters should be used for bread
47:20
Never smoke cigars in bed
47:23
She was right, you know, to live is to suffer, bro
47:26
Don't cheat on the one you wet
47:28
Never with a thoroughbred
47:30
Angry pain, he shrunk his head
47:32
Why did it take death to see?
47:36
Happiness was up to me
47:38
I knew then
47:39
What I know now
47:44
I would've laughed and danced and lanced every secret gown
47:50
I thought I knew, but I was wrong
47:55
Cause life is short but death is super long
47:59
I floated!
48:40
I'm hoping I'd be for my final bow
48:44
If I knew, if I knew
48:46
The things that now I know
48:48
I would ride the highs and cherish the low
48:52
Knowing it's a quick trip around the rodeo
48:55
So before they lower the curtain
48:57
We start to enjoy the show
49:03
That's what I know
49:05
Like the short but jacked the only woman
49:19
Report for processing!
49:22
All recently deceased individuals form a line
49:26
This doesn't seem good
49:28
My name is Juno
49:30
It is my job to help ease your transition
49:32
Into the overwhelming emotion of life
49:34
And into the soothing solitude that a
49:36
awaits you in the netherworld. Also, no liquids! Drink it or throw it out!
49:40
My mom's dead. Is she in there? Everyone who's ever died is in there, but whatever
49:44
you think you're looking for, you won't find it. I've come this far. I have to try.
49:48
Lydia, no! We've got a runner!
50:13
Mom? Where are you?
50:17
Mom?
50:27
Mom, I could use some help here.
50:32
I'm tired of talking to myself here
50:37
Back at home, you don't exist
50:41
So here I am in the abyss
50:46
Are you really in this place?
50:50
It's like the emptiness of space
50:53
I could search for all eternity
50:57
And never see your face
51:00
Help me out, I'm
51:09
lost without you, spitting
51:15
on this infinite road, terrified of letting
51:19
you go, no light above and there's no hope below, I
51:24
don't know which way's home, my gum
51:28
my heart in my hands.
51:30
Speak to me and I'll understand
51:33
one little word to know you are not alone.
51:37
So show me the way back home.
51:44
Is there a way back home?
51:51
Lydia!
51:52
We have to go home!
51:53
I don't have a home!
51:54
Look, I know things have been different
51:56
She was my whole world and she left us and you won't even say her name because it
52:01
hurts too much
52:04
She was my world too Lydia
52:05
That's why I've been trying so hard to build a new one, but dad. There's no one
52:10
in it. We left each other behind
52:13
We're all alone. You're right
52:15
You knew your mother knew this was going to happen. I mean not this
52:20
I don't think anyone could have predicted this but a few nights before she
52:24
Before the end, Emily took my hand and she said,
52:29
I know you want to fix it, but we're just going to have to hold on to each other and live through it.
52:34
I thought she was talking about us, but I think she was talking about us.
52:41
I'm scared I'm going to forget her. Promise we can talk about her?
52:45
Lydia, we can talk about her anytime.
52:54
I'm gonna go back home, Adam, Barbara, Dillian,
52:59
and Dad.
53:00
It's messy, but they're all that I have.
53:03
I'll make the best of you.
53:07
Mama, I'm going home.
53:11
Yeah!
53:13
Mama, I'm going home.
53:17
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
53:20
I'm goin' home
53:28
Mama's goin' home
53:49
It's studio audience!
53:53
Live or game!
53:56
That's right! It's time for America's favorite game show, where all
54:01
the contestants suck!
54:03
And the host is very angry!
54:05
Cause this amazing plant to come alive just went off the rails!
54:11
Hey, Beetlejuice!
54:13
What's wrong, sugar lumps? Did you think I wasn't coming back?
54:17
I mean, you did jump into an infinite abyss of nothing just to get away from me.
54:21
I had a change of heart.
54:22
And she wanted my blessing.
54:25
Mr. Juice, I respect your persistence.
54:27
We have a plan.
54:29
Follow my lead.
54:31
Oh, Beetlejuice, don't you get it?
54:33
I choose you.
54:35
You mean like you and me tying the knot?
54:38
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
54:40
You are never going to regret this.
54:42
We need a priest.
54:43
I'm a licensed psychic healer in the state of New York.
54:46
Okay.
54:50
Do you, Lydia, take this creepy old guy and be your lawfully
54:55
wedded, soon to be undeaded, husband?
54:59
I do.
55:06
I'm alive!
55:11
Are those?
55:13
Birds? They sound so beautiful, and that makes me feel, I actually
55:18
feel happy, but what if it doesn't last?
55:23
Well, that makes me feel worried. What if I'm never happy again? That
55:29
makes me feel so sad, but just the thought of that makes
55:35
me feel so angry!
55:38
Lydia!
55:41
Ah! You stabbed me!
55:46
With bad art.
55:48
Yeah, I just said that.
55:50
Ah, that feels meaningful.
55:53
You brought him back to life just so you could kill him?
55:56
But now he'll be recently deceased. Adam, we need a door.
56:00
Chapter One! Proceed directly to the Netherworld.
56:07
Netherworld.
56:14
You're the embarrassment! You! You go to the netherworld and you don't come back! That's the rule!
56:20
Back off, mom! Because of her, I got to live! Briefly, very briefly! And
56:25
can I just say, life is a rollercoaster!
56:28
So many different feelings! One minute, it feels like you're on top of the world, and the next,
56:34
it feels that no one could ever love you!
56:36
But I'll tell you something!
56:37
It was worth it. Every bit of it. And I'm not going to let you take that away from her.
56:43
Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. And I gotta admit, maybe I've been all wrong about you.
56:48
And I haven't always been a good mother, but that's only because I wish you were never born.
56:53
No, you fooled me with love.
56:59
Now you, you're coming with me.
57:01
You know what? I've already been there and back. Learned a lot along the way.
57:04
I'm going to...
57:05
take a chance on life and people like these weirdos she's not going anywhere
57:10
yeah back off over my dead bodies and I'm a part of this too
57:15
I don't get it but
57:17
I'm a part of it look at you all teaming up on the mean
57:22
demon lady you want to be
57:24
together you can die together hi
57:31
mom
57:37
Yo, you're free now, girl. Get out of here.
57:40
My wig.
57:42
Look at that, Lydia. Now we both have dead moms.
57:48
Well, I best be on my way. Might go on a little vision quest.
57:52
See if I find my dad. Oh, sequel.
57:57
Lydia, I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.
58:01
Wow, you really smell terrible.
58:05
And I know that now.
58:07
Well, bye.
58:12
Sell my story.
58:21
This has been a strange day.
58:24
Strange and unusual.
58:26
Adam, Barbara, would you mind if we all live in this house?
58:29
together? We'd love it. Well, I'm so happy for all of you. I'll
58:35
just go. Delia? Yes? Did you say
58:38
something? I want you to stay. It's like you said, you don't get it, but
58:43
you're a part of it. Sucks,
58:45
yes. This is the best day of my entire life. Let's
58:52
clean up. Hey, your mother loved this song. Can you
58:56
dance? I'd love to.
59:01
Shake, shake, shake Sonora, shake your body line
59:05
Shake, shake, shake Sonora, shake it all the time
59:09
Work, work, work Sonora, work your body line
59:13
Work, work, work Sonora, work it all the time
59:17
Mama, if you're listening, doesn't dis just blow your mind
59:24
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work on the action
59:25
I've had a mission, but this is what I left behind.
59:34
I'll miss you every day, but seek a little strange and unusual,
59:41
and you will find.
59:43
Life takes beyond all comprehension, a mess in
59:48
multiple dimensions.
59:51
I'll miss you every day.
59:54
I'm intentional, I know
59:58
Shake, shake, mama, I'm home
1:00:06
I'm home
1:00:15
Shake, shake, shake, tomorrow
1:00:19
I'm home
1:00:22
Thank you.
1:03:10
We'll be right back.
