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HillviewTV Team
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December 16, 2024
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Take a look and you'll see
0:34
into your imagination
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We'll begin with a spin
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Traveling in a world of migration
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What we'll see will define the
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explanation
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We'll begin with a spin
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If you want to view paradise, simply
1:04
look around and view it
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Anything you want to do well, want
1:13
to change the world
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There's nothing to wear, that
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is the only place to go
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To compare with pure imagination,
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If it dare you'll be free,
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If your true image to
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be.
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I am Willy Wonka.
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In the course of my long and spectacular career,
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I have created over 200 different kinds of ca-
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each with a different center and each one more creamy and flavorful than the one before.
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I can make chewing gums that never lose their taste and rich caramels that change color every ten
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seconds
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as they dissolve delectably in your mouth.
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I have also created the biggest and best candy empire the world has ever known.
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But I have no one to leave it to.
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No one to take my place.
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No one to make new.
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Candy dreams come true when I retire, and the time for me to retire is a loss already long
2:26
overdue.
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Please assemble all the Oompa Loompas. I have an important announcement to make.
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A long, long chocolate time has gone. The golden age of chocolate began.
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I know cause I was there
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When it comes to chocolate he's a many flavored man you
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know
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That's the age of chosen he ran
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With all such silent clans
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The golden age of chocolate has lasted all these years
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The golden stage of chocolate that every child revere
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To not be retiring
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Make way for someone new
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Some bright spark on behind rings
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Ba -hoo! Ba -hoo! Ba -hoo! Ba -hoo!
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Whatever your opinion is about me
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The chocolate world could not survive without me
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There's no more chocolate cripples
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Chocolate triples
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Chocolate ruffles
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Chocolate truffles
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Chocolate kisses
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Here you can listen, soft and creamy, completely dreamy.
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Our chocolate ices, cause chocolate prices grow and grow and grow.
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The day that we retire, I know.
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No, no, no, no, no will he want, but just can't go.
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There be no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no
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more.
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Trouble will grow and grow and grow the day that he retires.
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No, no, no, no, no, no will they want but just can't go.
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Because the golden age of chocolate has lasted all these years.
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The golden stage of chocolate that every child reveals.
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In the golden age of chocolate history we must write somehow.
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For the golden age of chocolate to...
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To make your life sweeter now
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These two very old people are the father and mother of Mr. Bucket.
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And those two very old people on the other side of the bed are the father and mother of Mrs. Bucket.
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This is Mr. Bucket, and this is Mrs. Bucket.
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And this small boy right here is Charlie Bucket, their only son.
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Here you go, Grandma Jo, cabbage soup.
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Every day nothing but cabbage soup.
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Cheer me up, Charlie, tell me.
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What's the chocolate news?
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Wonka's got a new bar out.
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Fudge, Wimble?
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or Mallow based? Mallow with Flavorshifters. Flavorshifters?
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My. And how do you two have been lying across from you in this bed for
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17 years and now you suddenly decide to say hi? George, she
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didn't say hi. She said Flavorshifters. My.
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Who's wearing a tie? What do you mean why? I don't know why. She didn't
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say hi.
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say hi, chai, or why. She said, flavor shifters.
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My, my. Sure, I love his pops of pie. Nobody's
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having pie, dad. Just cabbage soup, as always. Oh. Papa,
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how many toothpaste caps you reckon
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you've twisted into place at the toothpaste factory in your life? As of last night, Charlie,
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my career total stands at 4,249,876.
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That must be a world record.
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Sure, I'd love some toasts.
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Nobody is having toasts.
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Do you think that one day I might be able to get a job at the toothpaste factory, Papa?
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For your sake?
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I hope not, Charlie.
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Now what kind of positive thinking is that?
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Charlie's gonna work for Mr. Wonka making chocolate bars.
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Grandpa Joe, don't go filling the boy's head with dreams of candy.
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Brandy, add a loved one.
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He's just a kid.
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Why would he give his brandy?
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She said candy!
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I know! She's going to give the key brandy!
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Candy!
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No need to help. I'm right here.
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You've got to remember that Charlie's descended from a long line of distinguished candy men.
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And women.
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But Wonka hasn't hired anyone since the Lugger Spy stole his candy balloon recipe.
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Oh, Wonka was so angry.
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He got it!
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all the workers together and told them I'm sorry but you must all go home. Then
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he locked the gates
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of the factory forever. But Mr. Wonka still makes candies and can smell them on the way to school.
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Yes but no one goes in and no one comes out. Shadow worker. Maybe
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the undead.
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Grandpa Joe we're gonna give Charlie nightmares again. Charlie wants to play gin. We're
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playing gin?
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Charlie, run out and see if anyone's done today's newspaper.
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Okay, Dad, but you'll have to feed Grandma George.
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Here you are, Pop. Cabin soup.
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I thought we were going to play gym.
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See these kids? They line up every day outside of Charlie's house after school with a shiny
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nickel apiece to buy a Wonka bar from the local candy man.
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The only kid with no nickel is Charlie.
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Come on, Charlie. Can you want some candy?
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Um, no thanks. I'm on a special diet.
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Well, it looks like it's working. Come and get something out. I got a nickel.
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You've already got a lollipop. Shouldn't you finish that first?
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I can't help it.
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I love candy! Chocolate, suckers, drawbreakers, caramels, anything!
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Stop it, you're making my mouth water.
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I can't stop eating sweets.
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All those wonderful Willy Wonka treats, you can keep the
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others.
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But me! I'm a walker-er!
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When it comes to candy, Willy the Conqueror.
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The Conqueror!
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Look it's the candy man
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Who can
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take a sunrise
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Sprinkle it with dew
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Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
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The candy man
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The candy man can
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Who can take a
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Make the rabbit to the side,
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soak it in the sun and make the strawberry lemon pie.
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The Candyman, the Candyman can,
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the Candyman can, cause he mixes it with love and makes the world
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taste good.
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The Candyman makes everything.
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That is annoying and delicious.
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Talk about your childhood wishes.
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You can even eat the dishes.
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Nothing for you, Charlie.
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No, thanks.
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I don't want to spoil my appetite.
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I wouldn't let you grab my music.
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Here, let's see if I'm going to be on the house.
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Who can take tomorrow, dip into the
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dream, separate the sorrow and collect
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up all the creeds.
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The Candyman, the Candyman
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can, the Candyman can, because he mixes
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it with lollipop, the world takes good.
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Oh yeah, and my dad was wondering if you have a newspaper we can borrow.
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Sure, but I'm afraid it's the F.J.'s paper.
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Here we go.
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What's the world come and do when a family can't even afford their own newspaper?
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Thanks, see ya!
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And the world tastes good cause the candy man
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thinks it should.
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Charlie, come eat! Here's the paper, Dad.
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Well, I'll be a chocolate crispy with you.
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You'll look at this. Wonka factory to be opened to a lucky few.
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Do you mean people are actually going to be allowed inside the factory?
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Read what it says.
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Mr. Willy Wonka has decided to allow five children to visit his world-famous chocolate factory.
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The lucky five will tour the factory and receive a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate.
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Tour the factory?
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A lifetime supply of chocolate?
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Read on!
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Five golden tickets have been hidden among 50 million ordinary...
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candy bars. That's a ten million to one shot. Wow,
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I don't like the odds. The fine
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juice of these golden tickets will win the tour and the chocolate. What are y'all talking about?
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Wonka is having a contest. Why would he want a screen test? A
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contest. Who is? Wonka. What about him? He's
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having a contest.
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All right, all right.
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I'm not deaf, you know.
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Those golden tickets could be anywhere.
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How exciting.
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I wonder if any have been found yet.
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That paper's a day old.
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Charlie, can you imagine winning?
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Touring in the factory?
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Meeting, Mr. Lunker.
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Singing for your help, all those undead zombie workers.
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Giving a lifetime supply of chocolate.
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Eating a-
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A lifetime supply of chocolate.
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One o'clock already. Charlie, you better get going. You don't want to be late for school.
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It's back to the twists and turns of toothpaste caps for me.
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Goodbye, Mr. Bucket. Goodbye, Mrs. Bucket.
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Charlie, come here.
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Remember, we may be starving.
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We may be poor.
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Poorer than the church mice.
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But the Bucket family...
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always thinks positive. Charlie, Charlie. Yes, Grandpa George.
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Come here, come on over here.
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Okay, Grandpa George. What is it? Remember, we may be starving. Yes, Grandpa George.
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We may be poor.
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We've already done that. But the Bucket family. Always thinks positive. I know,
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Grandpa George,
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I know. How do you know I was going to say that? Break
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it down with a purple lip, Charlie.
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It's a purple ink that you'll never forget.
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That's positive, huh?
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So, Mr. Bucket went off to the toothpaste factory while little Charlie was off to school.
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But on the way, there's some exciting news.
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Did you hear? Some kids found the first golden ticket. Already when?
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Today, look.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Phineas Trout reporting live from Frankfurt, Germany, where
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worldwide Boncomania has sales topping 25 ,000 bars every hour. We're
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live on the scene where
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we're going to be first. Golden ticket has been-
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Here's the winning family now.
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Mrs. Poop, Mrs. Poop, may we have a few words?
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My name is Gloop. Mit ein G, and ein L, and ein O, and another
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O, and ein P. G -L -O -O -P.
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And this my kleine Lipschino ghost is.
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Tell us about the ticket.
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Oh yeah, I just knew my little snossage bossage would find us golden ticket.
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He eats so much candy vandy it was almost impossible for him not to-
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Fine book.
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Impossible, yeah.
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So, Augustus, tell the folks at home something about you.
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What do you do?
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Favorite subjects?
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Yeah, food.
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Augustus is food, yeah.
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Lots and lots of food, yeah.
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Eating is his hobby.
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He's devoted to it.
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My God, is he devoted.
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Critics may say Augustus is a questionable role model given the alarming rise in childhood obesity.
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So what if he's a little fat?
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What's wrong with that?
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It's better than being some sort of hooligan
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shooting off ze guns and raising ze havoc.
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Isn't that right, my little Piggly Wiggly?
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Yavon, mommy dears, yavon!
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Don't I always say? Don't I always say?
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Say it with me, my little Liebchen, say it with me.
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Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more!
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Boy, Augustus, say it again.
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Eat more, good boy, Augustus.
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We've been training you for this...
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day ever since our little smudgy -pudgy was born. Training? Oh yeah, for that
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you not to eat as
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much as Augustus, he has to be in training from morning till night, eating all kinds of the foods.
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As this was the Olympics, Augustus would win all the gold medals.
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And what does Agustis do when breakfast through?
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Hide more, hide more.
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And what does
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Agustis
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do?
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Thank you.
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And what does Augustus do when lunching through?
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I'm more, I'm more.
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Between meals they cook, feed me all kinds of goodies, like chocolates and puddings and
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snacks.
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I'm not going to stand up.
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The breakfast is over.
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It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me, it's not
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me.
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And it shows us to sing delight.
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Then dinner?
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Of course it's his meal of the day,
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Then a ghost is the pride of his pride.
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His hamburgers, hot dogs, and ten tons of french fries,
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Unified one Moses employed.
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Augustus is cutinine,
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And it's a cutinine,
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But he leaves us high to the floor.
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And then when he's finally back on his feet,
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Can the kid even get through the door?
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And what does the poor little's add to all night to prevent life becoming a
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bore?
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I'm more, I'm more, I'm more, I'm more, I'm more, I'm more, more,
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more!
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I'm more!
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is just in.
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The second golden ticket has been found, this time on the other side of the world.
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We're off to our live remote in São Paulo, Brazil, where the world is suddenly squeezed from Miss Veronica
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Salt.
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That's the Baruka!
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You imbecile!
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Veruca!
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So, Mr. Salt, I understand you sweetened Veronica's chances with a little assistance.
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I said Veruca, you moron!
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Yes, sir, I did.
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Because my daughter, Veruca, here, is a very special girl.
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Very special.
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And when she said she simply had to have one of them their golden tickets, see, I went
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by the hundreds.
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By the thousands!
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By the tens of thousands!
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You're right, baby. I must have bought hundreds of thousands of Wonka bars.
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Me, I'm in the nut business. Peanuts, cashews, Brazils, macadamias.
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If it's nuts you want, I got them. Roasted, raw, plain, or fancy.
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Folks go nuts for our nuts. Check us out at www.werenuts.com
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This is about me, Daddy. They want to know about my ticket.
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Not your macadamias.
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Right you already. Right you are.
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Pause it, when are you?
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We're nuts. Major credit cards accept the ticket. Mr. Salt.
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Right, so I bought hundreds of thousands of vodka bars and had my factory girlies stop shelling nuts and start
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shelling wrappers.
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And how many wrappers did Veronica shell?
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None, you pea brain. Veruca doesn't do
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manual labor. We have people for that.
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And my father will have you fired for mispronouncing my name, won't you daddy?
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Whatever.
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you want pigeon whatever you want anyway after days of shelling chocolate one of
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my factory girlies finally found a lousy golden ticket I've warned her by letting
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her take home the lucky piece of chocolate to her 17 kids I didn't have
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the heart not to know what I mean how philanthropic now he's
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being sarcastic
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I want him fired fire do you hear me fire fire fire this
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is Phineas Trout where it seems as we did
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rapidly turning sour with nuts don't forget the nuts seems you can't have the chocolate without
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the nuts good luck veronica
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so after just one day there are only three golden tickets left stay tuned for
21:52
continuous coverage
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on this extraordinary contest let's hope that just one deserving kid is among the five
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trout out
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What's going on? Why aren't you guys going to school?
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School's canceled. Everyone's gone wanka crazy.
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There's a new shipment at the candy store, and we want to be first in life. Come on!
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That's okay. You guys go in the fountain.
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See ya. I'm going to be first in life.
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Not as we can help it. Bring it in!
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Dad? Why aren't you at work? Did they close the factory early?
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That's an understanding, Charlie. They've closed it forever and out of a job.
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Out of a job?
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Yup. The factory's moving overseas. It's going to be fully automated.
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And toothpaste cap twisting is the only profession I know.
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Guess you don't need cap twisters when you've got robot gizmos.
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Don't worry about it, Dad. You never liked that job anyways.
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Maybe now you can get back into the candy business, like Grandpa Joe keeps saying.
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Grandpa Joe.
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I'm an angelic to dream big dreams, Charlie, but I'm afraid big dreams aren't going to put food on the table.
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I just don't know how I'm going to tell your mom, Charlie, things were tough enough when I had a job, but now-
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I said don't worry about it, Dad. Just think positive.
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Positive? Why? Why not?
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I have nothing to lose, so why not choose to think positive?
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Whenever my luck is on the blink, I think positive.
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Whenever I'm feeling down and down and don't know what to do, I
23:29
never give away to fear and doubt. The thinking positive sees me through.
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Whenever my stars are out of sync, I think positive. I
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write my thoughts down in purple ink and think positive.
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Remember this song, when things go wrong, then you'll know what to do.
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do. In no time you'll be thinking positive too. Come
23:57
on papa sing with me. Whenever I think
24:02
I'm in the drink I think positive not negative. Whenever my luck
24:08
goes down the sink I think positive that's more like it. Whenever you're
24:13
feeling low or lost just take a tip from me. You're wasting
24:18
your time you count the cost.
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Cause thinking positive, then I'm free
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Right, positive is the way to be
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Whenever I'm teetering on the break, I think positive
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The moment I do, I'm in the pink, thinking positive
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Remember this song, when things go wrong, then you'll know what to do
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In no time, you'll be thinking positive too
24:44
Charlie, I haven't had this much fun since the factory manager called
24:48
I was telling you the conveyor belt, no let's go home.
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I'm positive we're having something special for supper tonight.
24:53
Leftover cabbage soup?
24:55
No, fresh cabbage soup.
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Now that's positive.
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Remember this song, when things go wrong,
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then you'll know what to do.
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In no time, you'll be thinking positive, too.
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The Bucket family went around for a morning to a night with a horrible rumbling in their tummies.
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Charlie felt the worst of all, but once a year Charlie got a very special treat.
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Surprise! Happy!
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Happy birthday, Charlie!
25:46
Surprise! Happy birthday, Charlie!
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We already said that.
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Give him his present.
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Oh, he's very pleasant.
25:57
Present! Present! Present!
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Here you go, my love.
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It's from all of us.
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Go on, boy. Open it.
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It's a Wonka's Wibble Scrunch's Fudge Mow Delight.
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The best of them all.
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Reel with it. Carefully.
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whipped at 2700 RPM for precisely 62.37.
26:17
Grandpa, please.
26:18
I thought we agreed to get him the nutterific.
26:21
The fudge mallow's the best.
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And you know it.
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Nutterific.
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Fudge mallow.
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Nutterific, nutterific, nutterific.
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And I think he's terrific, too.
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Happy birthday, Charlie.
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Mom and Dad, it's Charlie's .
26:40
Go ahead, Charlie. Open it up.
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Yeah, show us what thinking positive's all about.
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Now, don't be too disappointed, my darling, if you don't find what you're looking for.
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The thing to remember is that whatever happens, you still have the bar of candy.
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I thought we were going to get him a bar of candy.
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We did. That's what I just said. Bar of candy.
27:05
Sure, I loved your ring.
27:08
Me too. Well, she said he still got the bar of candy.
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Who's got a bar of candy?
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Charlie!
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Well, why didn't you just say so?
27:21
Go on, Charlie, open it. Yeah, open the bar up.
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Who knows, maybe our look has finally changed.
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Okay, here goes.
27:30
For goodness sake, open it, boys!
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Please open it! You're making me jumpy!
27:36
always grumpy. That woman was born grumpy. But
27:42
I'd love her just the same. Charlie, open
27:45
the floor with me if you won!
27:56
Well, that's sad. Who wants peace?
27:58
We wouldn't dream of it, Charlie. Come on, Dad. You deserve something special after losing
28:03
your job.
28:03
What?
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It's not true, Charlie! That's not funny. Tell me it's not true!
28:10
We'll starve!
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It is true, and we will not starve. Now, what kind of party is this?
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Hey, let's splurge a little. Put on the radio.
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Mr. Bucket's right. What's a little more electricity? Charlie, plug in the radio.
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Wow, really? This is the best birthday ever!
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We interrupt the orphanage-
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ready hour to bring you this important news flash. In the past hour, the third
28:37
golden ticket has been found in Snellville, Georgia.
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And what is your name, young lady? Violet, Violet Beauregard.
28:49
Violet, quit you and your gum so badly. It's not ladylike, not ladylike at all.
28:53
Remember what your therapist said about acting out. I can't lie, it's like her jaws even more than I
28:58
do.
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Now Violet, I do not appreciate that.
29:01
sort of language. Use your words. Ask me nicely. No
29:06
prob. Hey mom, would you please tan it? I'm
29:12
being interviewed here. Now tell us, Violet, how did you find your golden
29:17
ticket? Well, normally I'm a gum shirt. In fact, I adore gum. Love it, love it, love
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it. I chew gum all day long. Well, except where I mean it. Anyway, that's why I take the gum out
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of my mouth and place it behind me.
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in my ear like this isn't that clever she's so clever she came with that herself oh
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and when i
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sleep i put the gum on my head for it so in the morning all i gotta do is just pop it back in my
29:41
mouth and start chewing again she came with that too so clever sometimes it's
29:46
a little hard to get
29:47
started oh and one time it got caught in my hair but ma cut it out and i just went right out of
29:51
chewing it it was a heavy moment though oh is it she just helped my area
29:58
Don't you be hair-larious?
30:01
Ha ha! Very
30:06
witty, Violet. Now about your golden ticket?
30:09
Okay, okay. Keep your pants on, Phineas. I'm getting to it.
30:12
So anyway, like I said, I'm a gum chewer, normally. But when I heard about Wonka's contest,
30:18
I did all the gum, so straight on to candy bars. That's how I found my ticket.
30:22
Now, of course, we're right back on the gum. In fact, I've been working on
30:25
this speech for over three months solid. I've beaten the record set by my best friend Cornelia
30:30
Prince -Metal. Hi Cornelia, listen to this. That's
30:39
the sound of you losing. Listen some more.
30:46
Cheer on that Princess Prince-Metal.
30:53
Come on tomorrow.
30:54
Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Wonka bar sales have rocketed up to over 200 ,000 bars
31:07
an hour.
31:08
And this is just in.
31:09
The fourth golden ticket has also been located in Television City, California.
31:21
being only the fifth and final ticket to be found.
31:24
We're live at the home of Mike TV,
31:26
lucky finder of golden ticket number four.
31:28
Here's Miss TV now.
31:29
Tell us about finding the golden ticket, ma'am.
31:31
Well, you see, Mike and I were-
31:33
Cut the chit-chat, Ma.
31:35
Didn't I tell you never to interrupt?
31:37
This is the best part.
31:40
Crack, smack, whack, dead.
31:42
Did you see that guy die?
31:44
That was so awesome.
31:47
So we gather, Mike.
31:48
Namaste.
31:49
about the golden ticket. Zip it, the next show's the suicide bomb, dude. Wait a minute,
31:54
Breeze Fray, it's my cell phone. Talk to me. Hold on,
31:59
got another call. Talk to me.
32:03
Mike, would you mind telling us about the... Dude, can't you see I'm busy running
32:08
an empire?
32:10
Gotta go. Catch you later. Okay, Ellen, what do you want? Mike,
32:17
would you mind...
32:17
our audience about the... Wait, this show is my very favorite. Do
32:23
you play Candy Crush?
32:24
Because I'm the best dude. The best. Mike has certain focus issues.
32:31
So I see. Now Mike,
32:33
about the golden ticket. Yeah, okay. I guess I got the big shiny ticket, dog. Big
32:38
deal.
32:39
It means giving up a half a day of my favorite TV shows to tour some stupid chocolate factory,
32:44
which would probably have a friend.
32:45
be cell reception forgive me Ellen baby gotta change the channel dude check her
32:50
out and which school does our latest golden ticket winner attend school are
32:55
you joking or just crazy who needs school I got Wi -Fi TV in my Xbox
33:00
fool
33:03
some kids like electric trains and some kids like to use their brains to earn a
33:08
university degree I don't share their
33:13
for knowledge I don't need to go to college me I see it all on TV some
33:21
kids
33:21
like to sing and dance and some kids go to Paris France while others visit
33:26
Washington DC I don't learn a single thing
33:31
cuz I can download anything it's
33:34
all on my computer for free some kids go to baseball
33:39
games while other kids have
33:41
This seems like ten days at a Boy Scout Jamboree.
33:46
While wimpy kids read books, so first I play, destroy the universe.
33:50
No one has Nintendo games like me.
33:57
Some kids like fly balloons or play the latest top ten tunes
34:01
while others want to surf and quietly clean.
34:05
I can visit London, Rome, and Tokyo without leaving home.
34:09
Take a spaceship to the moon
34:11
Heading back on any afternoon
34:13
Yes, we can do it all from agency
34:17
Cause I've got my computer
34:21
And my jboy's even cuter
34:26
Yes, yes, yes, yes
34:27
Oh, we can see it all
34:31
On TV
34:49
I've heard enough! I've heard enough of these snot-nosed rats!
34:53
What'd she say? What'd she say?
34:56
She said she spotted rats.
34:59
Catch one. Maybe we could eat it.
35:02
That's quite enough. I think we should all go to bed.
35:06
Can Grover Jones tell me one Wonka story? Just one, please?
35:09
Fine, but just one. And no zombie workers. We need your rest.
35:14
Do you guys care if Pa tells Charlie a bedtime story?
35:17
Guess not. I'll help you clean up Mrs. Bucket.
35:21
So, Charlie, have I got a story for you. What's it about?
35:26
Pirates? A giant peach? Zombies?
35:29
I promised your Ma. No zombie stories.
35:34
And it just so happens to be this little boy's birthday.
35:38
And this little boy thought he'd opened all his presents.
35:41
But guess what?
35:43
There was one one.
35:45
Charlie, look here.
35:47
A Wonka's Nutty Crunch surprise.
35:49
Shhh.
35:50
Where'd you get it?
35:51
I have my ways.
35:53
Now don't forget, Charlie, there's still a teeny, tiny, million to
35:58
one chance that this
36:00
here bar could be.
36:02
hiding the fifth and last golden ticket.
36:04
What's going on over there?
36:06
Pa, what's that in your hands?
36:08
Just a little something from me to Charlie on his birthday.
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Shh, keep it quiet.
36:14
Don't want to wake the others.
36:16
What's going on?
36:18
I smell chocolate.
36:20
You up too, Joe.
36:22
This is between me and the bull.
36:26
Go on, Charlie, open it.
36:28
I can't.
36:30
I'm too nervous. You open it, Grandpa Joe.
36:32
I'll tell you what. We'll do it together.
36:35
A lifetime supply of chocolate.
36:39
Hurry. One, two, three.
36:44
Nothing. A good thing, really.
36:47
Chocolate's very fattening.
36:49
You're right. A lifetime supply of it.
36:52
Why, you'd be the size of a dome on Capitol Hill.
36:56
I wish I never heard of candy.
36:58
More Wonka.
37:04
Cheer up, Charlie.
37:07
Give me a smile.
37:10
What happened to that smile I used to know?
37:15
Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine?
37:21
Let that sunshine show.
37:26
Come on, Charlie, no need to frown.
37:31
Deep down, you know tomorrow is your toy.
37:36
When the days get heavy, never bid a prattle.
37:42
Up in Atom, boy.
37:47
Someday, sweet as a song, Charlie's lucky
37:53
day will come on.
37:56
Until that day you've got to hang it strong Charlie,
38:02
up on top is right where you belong
38:07
Look up Charlie, you'll see a star
38:12
Just follow it and keep your dreams anew
38:18
Ladies, the skies are another pair of Charlie
38:22
Cheer up, Charlie Blue.
38:27
Cheer up, Charlie.
38:30
Come, Charlie.
38:33
Just be glad you're you.
38:44
Cheer up, Charlie.
39:10
During the next few weeks, the weather turned as cold as Willy Wonka's Choco ice cream
39:15
The first came the snow, big flakes floating
39:18
down to a steel blue sky.
39:25
Then came the wind.
39:28
Inside the house, jets of freezing air
39:30
rushed in through under the doors and through the windows,
39:32
and there was no place to go to escape them.
39:35
The four old folks lay silent, huddled in their beds,
39:38
trying to make the cold out of their bones.
39:40
For the Bucket family, the excitement of the golden tickets
39:43
was long forgotten.
39:45
In fact, all they could focus on was
39:46
was trying to scrape together enough food to keep their hunger big for one more long, cold winter's day.
39:52
Mr. Bucket searched for odd jobs like shoveling snow, while Charlie began the long, uphill
39:57
trek towards school.
40:00
Charlie, Charlie, where's your coat?
40:03
I haven't got a coat.
40:04
Here, take my scarf, you'll freeze to death.
40:08
You making a round?
40:09
Was hoping to, Charlie, but it's too cold.
40:12
Just trying to make it back to the shop before the candy.
40:24
Oh, blast it! My fingers are so cold I can't even feel them. Say, Charlie,
40:29
would you grab that box of nutcrunchies for me? Don't let me freeze.
40:32
Okay. Would you look at that? There's a coin line right here in the snow. A
40:38
silver dollar! I think he must have dropped this.
40:41
Wow!
40:42
The silver dollar? No, it's not mine. Why don't you take it home with your folks?
40:48
You think I should? Maybe I should put up a notice.
40:51
That coin's followed when I've been buried in the snow for weeks.
40:54
Take it, Charlie. I take this for being such a good kid.
40:57
Really? Really. You look like you're starving.
41:03
It's so good. A perfect blend of Belgian dark chocolate and new world light.
41:08
With subtle overtoads and rocking espresso.
41:11
Blanc is a genius. I better get to school.
41:16
You think I can have just one more candy?
41:19
And this time I'll pay for it.
41:20
Why not? I'll give you another one, but, well, it's pretty strict on inventory.
41:25
What do I feed, Charlie, my boy?
41:27
Well, I think I'm going to share this one with my family.
41:30
Grandma Jo likes the Whipple Scrums' Fudge in our delight,
41:33
but Grandma Josephine likes the Nutterrific.
41:36
Then you should get the Whipple Scrums' Nutterrific.
41:39
totally twisted combo bar. Shuts down. Here you go. I know you're gonna share it and all,
41:44
but you might as well take a little taste, make sure you like it too.
41:54
On the one hand, you are just a bar of chocolate,
41:59
no different from the rest. On
42:04
the other hand...
42:07
You're the superstar, the chocolate, the golden key to
42:12
Willy Wonka's treasure chest.
42:17
Whichever you are, I'm hoping for the best.
42:27
Think positive.
42:35
Think positive!
42:45
Look what happens!
42:47
See what happens!
42:49
That's what happens when you're thinking positive!
42:54
Think positive!
42:59
I never thought my life would be anything but catastrophe!
43:03
Suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me
43:06
Cause I got a golden ticket
43:10
I got a golden sweet glow in my eye
43:16
I never had a chance to shine, never a happy song to sing
43:20
Suddenly half of the world is mine, what an amazing thing
43:23
Cause I got a golden ticket
43:27
I got a golden sign up in the sky
43:31
Gentlemen, the last golden ticket has been found right here in the great city.
43:34
What's your name, kid?
43:36
Charlie Bucket, sir.
43:37
Congratulations, Charlie Bucket.
43:39
Your life is about to change.
43:41
For the day to be alive, now with ticket number five, it's right here, in
43:47
the long way, man.
43:48
For the day to celebrate, for the day to celebrate, with every dream,
43:54
and every plan, and when it's the land, don't let it be.
43:59
He's a bear!
44:05
Mom, Dad, Grandpa Joe, I found it! The last golden ticket!
44:08
Oh, Jesus, Charlie!
44:09
But I did look!
44:10
Oh, by all this trick, Charlie!
44:13
But you did it! But you did it!
44:15
Holy nutterrific!
44:16
Wait a minute, wait a minute! The toys today!
44:18
I just saw them lining up in front of Wonka's factory.
44:20
You'd better get moving.
44:21
Come here, Charlie, let's wash your face!
44:23
Put on your shoes!
44:24
Are you wearing clean underwear?
44:26
I don't know!
44:27
bed for so long. Not you, Charlie. I'm not Charlie. Charlie,
44:33
who would you like to go with you on the tour?
44:35
Well, it would be great if you could all come with me. But if I have to choose one,
44:40
then it has to be Grandpa Joe. He's too old. No, I'm
44:45
not. Not you, Joe. Oh, he's too old.
44:49
Oh, yeah, Colin. Oh, I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. Get
44:54
me out of this bed.
44:55
Charlie and I'll race you to the factory I
45:04
never thought I'd see the day when I would face the world
45:07
Good morning! Look at the sun! I just thought my
45:12
life would be slap in the lap of a luxury
45:15
I have said it couldn't be done, but it can be done! Yes
45:20
it can be done!
45:25
I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in that sea, but never allowed to
45:30
fare
45:31
that I'm surely about to be, cause I gotta go on the ticket, cause
45:37
I gotta go on the
45:38
ticket, cause I have a golden chance to make my
45:43
way, it's the golden ticket, it's the golden
45:49
ticket, cause I gotta go on the ticket, cause I gotta go on the ticket, cause I gotta go on the
45:51
It's gonna be a golden time, make it glorious, golden things, our lives will become so blind.
45:56
Cause we know the golden ticket, we've got a golden chance
46:01
to make our way.
46:04
And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day!
46:25
Ladies and gentlemen, we're coming to you live from outside the gates of the Willy Wonka
46:29
Chocolate Factory where history is about to be made.
46:32
We've been told that Mr. Willy Wonka himself will soon emerge from outside the
46:37
gates of
46:38
the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
46:47
In your mind, there's a world
46:53
of endless fascination.
46:56
No more fun place to be than
47:01
your own imagination.
47:05
You can dream any dream.
47:11
You can save for every situation.
47:16
Life impairs a sensational sensation.
47:26
If you want a new magic man, close
47:31
your eyes and you will be one.
47:35
Want to be a dreamer, be one.
47:39
And it's my new queen.
47:42
And please stay.
47:46
There is no place to go to
47:51
compare with your imagination, living
47:56
there you'll be free.
48:00
You'll shape your truth, be what you do to
48:05
me.
48:07
Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka, may I have a few words?
48:12
Muckluck, Supercilious, and Piano Forte, three of my very favorites.
48:16
Thank you, lovely snaking with you.
48:19
Come forward, my little friends, gather around.
48:22
The best would please step forward.
48:24
Here is my golden ticket, Mr. Vodka.
48:32
Achoo!
48:33
Poor baby, he has like coal.
48:37
My name is Theruka Salt.
48:39
That's very fortunate.
48:40
not mine. I always thought a brute was a sword of war, but it don't look like a word at all.
48:45
More of a mole, perhaps a bunion. Hey, Wampus, it's all to name a nuts game.
48:49
I'm totally nuts, nuts for nuts at in. An operation like this must go through a million
48:53
nuts. Make that a million and one. Your ticket? Here's our silly
48:58
little ticket.
48:59
Can I have it back after the tour? Of course, my dear, of course.
49:04
Violet Beauregard? Imperia, here's our ticket. Scrumptious.
49:08
Oh, and there is no gum-chewing allowed on the door.
49:12
Well, you make gum.
49:13
Mr. Wonka asked me for a gum, Violet Deer. Do we need to negotiate?
49:17
A psycho babble, whatever.
49:22
Mr. Mike TV?
49:25
Mr. Mike TV and guest, your golden ticket, please.
49:30
Hold your gold horses a second, Professor. There's a Daigo and a Nike commercial coming
49:35
up.
49:36
You don't often get a Dyku and a Nike back-to-back.
49:40
I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. Here's our ticket.
49:43
Scrumptious. Oh, and Mike, I'm happy to announce there is no television reception at the factory.
49:49
None whatsoever.
49:51
Chuck Bucket?
49:52
It's Charlie, Mr. Wonka.
49:55
Charlie Bucket.
49:57
Here, wrong ticket.
50:00
Hello, Mr. Wonka.
50:01
So you're Charlie Bucket.
50:03
Odd coincidence.
50:04
you're finding your gold ticket on the very last minute of the very last day.
50:08
Now, see here, Mr. Wonka, our ticket is as good as to my...
50:11
Oh, and pleasure to meet you too, mister...
50:13
You already know me, Mr. Wonka.
50:16
You're a bucket. He used to work for you.
50:19
Congratulations! So did I!
50:21
Well then, let's proceed.
50:24
We'll start with the contract.
50:27
Raise your right hand.
50:28
I insert your name here.
50:30
I love real good...
50:35
Hereby swear not to touch, malign, assign Touch, malign, assign Clutch,
50:41
share, tear, or wear
50:43
None such, party at the first part, under penalty fitting of the grievance, should such grievance occur
50:47
Not valid in all states, see store for details, objects, and mirror may be larger than they appear
50:52
Do you so swear?
50:53
Please swear
50:59
Now shout my voice
51:00
So let me give him the ring.
51:03
Absolutely, no mobile phones of any kind.
51:06
Sign or leave.
51:14
Great, now are there any questions?
51:16
Hey, Lon, how long do you think this thing will take?
51:18
I've got a meeting in twenty.
51:19
Any questions from the children?
51:21
Mr. Bunker, just how long until we may have a snack?
51:25
Augustus has no blood sugar.
51:28
Come on, Mr. Wonka! Come on!
51:30
Come on, Mr. Wonka!
51:32
Oh, wait till I send this to Grandma!
51:34
Absolutely no photography of any kind!
51:37
Mr. Wonka,
51:38
does how many rooms has your factory?
51:40
Good question, Augustus.
51:44
In the Wonka Chocolate Factory
51:47
there are several thousand rooms
51:51
I'll show you what some of them are
51:54
in this room here
51:56
the moon is always greeting in bed at night, and in that room there are
52:01
the exploding sweets
52:02
for one enemy stars at five, and in this room here is the rock candy mine
52:08
which they say
52:08
is three miles deep, and in that room there are marshmallow pillars too much when
52:13
you
52:14
just can't sleep. A little room, big rooms, smaller rooms, 1700
52:19
candy showrooms, small rooms,
52:21
hall rooms, staff rooms, small rooms, you can't check the
52:26
In this room here are the chocolate cows
52:29
From which we get chocolate milk
52:32
And in that room there are hot ice creams
52:34
For a cold day smooth as soon
52:37
And in every room are chocolate beer
52:40
Go streets beyond compare
52:42
Like rivals to despair
52:44
You should see and tear their hair
52:47
And all because of
52:49
This room here and this room here
52:51
And this room here
52:52
Can't you stop here?
52:54
In this room here, you're sitting in that room there!
53:02
I don't think it's smaller, I don't think it's taller.
53:06
Oh, oh, but sure!
53:08
Steps under quickly, I hate to lose any of you.
53:10
It's so early on our journey.
53:11
Oh, will it be crushed?
53:13
You can stop for the jump.
53:14
Yes, isn't everything?
53:16
Steps under quickly now, now, now!
53:28
If you want to view magic lights, close
53:34
your eyes and you will view fun.
53:38
Want to be a dreamer, be fun, anytime
53:44
you please.
53:49
He saves me one
54:04
There, it's all candy, all edible
54:07
In the chocolate river, every single drop
54:10
Is the finest liquid chocolate known to man
54:13
How much chocolate's in that river?
54:16
I'd say enough
54:17
to fill every bathtub and every swimming pool in the country.
54:20
I guess it would be about five million gallons, wouldn't it?
54:22
Well, then again, it could be five million and one.
54:25
What are all those pipes for?
54:27
Once the chocolate has been churned to creamy perfection,
54:30
the pipes curates yummy-goodiness all throughout the factory.
54:32
Imagine, Augustus, hot and cold running chocolate.
54:39
Vanga, I found today some hot and good running chocolate.
54:45
Augustus, no matter how tempting, and isn't
54:50
it just deliciously tempting, you must not, under any circumstances,
54:55
touch the chocolate.
55:02
Hey, look! It's a chocolate cow!
55:15
Look over there!
55:17
It's some sort of creature!
55:19
Freeze, put your hands in there
55:21
where I can see them, punk.
55:23
No need to worry. That, my friends,
55:25
is an Oompa Loompa. A zombie worker!
55:27
Not a zombie worker.
55:29
A refugee. From where, Wonka?
55:31
All my workers are Oompa Loompas
55:33
from Loompa Land. Now, see here, Wonka,
55:36
I'm a geography teacher and...
55:37
Oh, then you'll know all about Loompa Land.
55:39
Thick jungles and festivities
55:41
hornswaffers and snazzy wangers, those terrible wicked old wangdoodles.
55:47
Wangdoodles? There's no such thing.
55:49
There certainly are, my dear. And wouldn't a wangdoodle just love
55:53
to sink her super sharp, vicious little fangs into you?
55:57
Augustus, didn't I say quite recently my chuckles must never be touched by human hands?
56:02
Especially yours. Too late! Great.
56:05
He's gonna give his call to millions of people!
56:09
That's so good. I think I'm sure Kaladin get drunken.
56:16
What's she?
56:20
They've been stuck out of the chocolate!
56:24
Look at that! He's stuck out of the chocolate!
56:26
The big boys!
56:26
You're not picking up his things. Not even I am a piece of a glue-sized pie.
56:30
Augustin, you get out of that pipe! It's very instant!
56:32
He looks like he's stuck!
56:33
He is stuck, Charlie!
56:35
My god, in him only is gonna stunk out!
56:37
Five, four, three, two...
56:48
We've had a slight early setback, I'm afraid,
56:50
and lost a great big fat greedy child in the chocolate river.
56:54
It's a shame, really. The boys certainly seem to know his food.
56:57
He'll be mashed like a marshmallow!
56:59
Impossible! Unthinkable! That pipe goes nowhere near the marshmallow room.
57:03
It goes to the strawberry dipping...
57:05
room, where he will be heated to a temperature of 88 degrees Fahrenheit,
57:11
or is that Celsius?
57:13
I do get the two mixed up so often, sometimes with tragic consequences.
57:19
In any case, someone will accompany Mrs. Gloop to the chocolate-strawberry-dipping room,
57:23
where they will take a long, sharp stick and start poking around in the mixing barrel.
57:28
Don't worry, you don't worry, he's likely to be poured into the boiler, and that would
57:32
be a real tragedy.
57:34
...could damage the machinery.
57:36
And Augustus could be damaged, too.
57:39
Well, Gloop, Augustus was damaged a long time ago.
57:41
The only tragedy, as far as I'm concerned, is the waste of chocolate.
57:45
Good day, Mrs. Gloop, Anne. Good luck.
57:47
Please follow close, Wheezy. We continue our tour.
57:50
Oh, I need a fudgy fudgy!
58:03
Loom -pa -loom -pa, doop -a -dee -doo, I've got a perfect
58:09
puzzle for you.
58:10
Loom -pa -loom -pa, doop -a -dee -dee, If you are wise,
58:16
you'll listen to me.
58:18
What do you get when you have a bounce, please?
58:21
You take as much as an elephant eats.
58:25
What are you at? Yeah, ding, dad, and ding, dad.
58:28
What?
58:29
Why do you think we'll come of this?
58:34
I don't like the look of it.
58:37
Doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop.
58:40
If you're not greedy, you will go far.
58:44
You will live in happiness, too.
58:47
Like me.
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Doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop.
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Now we face the next part of our journey by boat.
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Please step up and in.
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Do watch your step.
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Violet, do not lick the boats.
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You'll only make the ship sticky.
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Excuse me, Mr. Wonka.
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I just love your hat.
59:23
It really sets off your eyes.
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But of course...
59:25
you have great taste. You know, I would simply adore a pink candy boat and maybe one of those
59:31
sweet little oompa loompas to drive it for me. Okay, okay, I know it's time to take out the old
59:35
gentleman. Name a price Wonka and don't take me on too much of a boat ride. A little joke there,
59:40
get it? You may need my nuts one day. A bad parent to what? What? Oh,
59:46
I said a bad parent says what?
59:48
What? Exactly.
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Come on! Hey Wonka!
59:54
Where the heck are you taking us?
1:00:22
To the north, the moon is glowing. To the west,
1:00:27
the moon is glowing.
1:00:29
The east of Cothman Groves, since we've shown
1:00:34
you signs are slowing.
1:00:37
Someone must know where we are, but no destination's
1:00:43
showing.
1:00:44
So it's all that it is hard.
1:00:50
Who are rude and weak to go?
1:00:53
Like a game of tic-tac-toe
1:00:56
We must cease the stilly-dallying
1:00:59
Stilly-dallying to and fro
1:01:01
It's no mystery why we're going
1:01:04
Not like Edgar Allan Poe
1:01:07
Waves apart from out of nowhere
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It's the only way
1:01:12
We should go
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Here we are, the inventing room.
1:01:28
This is the nerve center of my entire factory.
1:01:30
All my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here.
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Ta-da!
1:01:37
The everlasting gummy gourmet gob stuffer.
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That looks like gum.
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Well, that's because it is gum.
1:01:43
The most dazzling gum in the world.
1:01:47
An entire gourmet meal without any of those nasty calories.
1:01:51
Gum, oh no.
1:01:53
Unfortunately, it hasn't been perfected, so we must not chew it.
1:02:01
I only have one dream in life, there's very little to it.
1:02:06
We'll only pick up my gum gum and all my gum and chew it.
1:02:10
I chew it all for childhood, I chew it when I...
1:02:14
If I survive till 95, I chew it till I'm dead.
1:02:19
But this scum here is much better than that one.
1:02:22
This scum here is a three-course dinner.
1:02:24
He's super sweet even at a blueberry ice cream.
1:02:29
Blueberry is the nicest ice cream.
1:02:34
You may feel fat, but in fact you're thinner.
1:02:40
Even after a three-course dinner.
1:02:43
Oh, that gum is so white!
1:02:47
It's delicious!
1:02:49
I can really taste a little soup!
1:02:51
Oh, here comes the roast beef!
1:02:54
Oh, it's fantastic!
1:02:55
So tender and juicy!
1:02:57
But the blueberry ice cream!
1:02:59
That's what I'm worried about, the dye!
1:03:03
Yo, Violet, you're so busted!
1:03:05
That gum is gonna do it!
1:03:07
Her candy things went down the drain!
1:03:09
I told her!
1:03:10
Not to do it
1:03:11
Do it, Willie, nothing to it
1:03:13
Cause I knew it just got to do it
1:03:15
There is no new tissue to it
1:03:17
All I know how to do it, do it
1:03:19
Violet, it's a bad for you
1:03:21
Violet, dude, you're turning blue
1:03:23
Violet, what are you, blow?
1:03:25
Don't you just stand there singing, am I blue?
1:03:27
Yes, she's turning blue, it's true
1:03:29
Oh, Violet, you are now red blue
1:03:31
That's wrong with the music
1:03:32
I knew it was a very good place to be
1:03:38
Just like Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
1:04:06
Another puzzle for you, loom -pa, loom -pa, doop
1:04:11
-a -dee -dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
1:04:16
Don't you explain when it's once in a while, it crushes your
1:04:21
breath and brightens your smile.
1:04:24
That means repulsive, repulsive and moat, chewing and chewing
1:04:29
all day long.
1:04:34
Just the way!
1:04:34
and count us.
1:04:37
Loom-pa, loom-pa, doop-a-dee-do.
1:04:41
Give in good manners, you will go far.
1:04:45
You will live in happiness, too.
1:04:49
Like you, loom-pa, loom-pa, doop-a-dee-do.
1:05:04
Well, well, well. Two naughty little children gone. How delightful.
1:05:10
Three good little children left, or right, or wrong. We'll see.
1:05:14
Mr. Wonka, will Violet every be all right, or will she always be a blueberry?
1:05:19
Very probably. At least I hope so. It's a shame, really. She showed such promise as a gum prodigy.
1:05:25
Very well. Come along this way, and we'll have the nut room.
1:05:29
Mr. Wonka.
1:05:30
Those squirrels, that's explaining their enormous similarity to squirrels.
1:05:34
These squirrels can remove walnut from its shell in one piece, while at the same time sorting the good nuts from the bad nuts.
1:05:40
They're so adorable! Here, squirrely, squirrely!
1:05:45
Veruca, squirrels are still in training, so whatever you do, do not disturb them.
1:05:53
See here, Mr. Wonka, I want a squirrel. And what I want...
1:05:59
I get.
1:06:00
Right, check what's ready.
1:06:02
I want a squirrel and an Oompa Loompa.
1:06:05
I want a squirrel and an Oompa Loompa and a pink candy boat.
1:06:09
And while we're at it...
1:06:14
I want to feast.
1:06:17
I want to be the feast.
1:06:20
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcakes with no nuts.
1:06:24
So loyal for doughnuts, give them to me.
1:06:27
I want to ball. I want to party
1:06:33
with macaroons and a million balloons and performing
1:06:38
bathrooms that you won't be.
1:06:41
I want to party with room full of laughter. I want a
1:06:46
ton of ice cream.
1:06:50
And if I don't get the things I am after, I'm...
1:07:01
I want the whole
1:07:07
work, presents and prizes and sweets and prizes of
1:07:12
whole shapes and sizes and now
1:07:15
Don't care how I want it now, she
1:07:22
wants the world
1:07:24
She wants the whole world. She wants to lock it all
1:07:29
up in her pocket.
1:07:31
It's my Morris chocolate. Give it to me.
1:07:35
She wants today. She wants tomorrow.
1:07:41
She wants to wear them like jewels in her hair.
1:07:44
And I don't want to share them. She wants me.
1:07:49
I want you right here.
1:07:51
my crystal carriage. I want each day to be spring.
1:07:57
And when the time comes to think about marriage,
1:08:01
I want a king.
1:08:09
She wants a star out in the heavens,
1:08:15
Venus and Saturn arranged in a pattern.
1:08:19
I need to wear that on my frown
1:08:22
Don't care how she wants it now
1:08:28
Don't care how
1:08:32
I want it now
1:08:35
Bad nut
1:08:38
Marissa, darling, be careful!
1:08:41
Tch, very bad nut
1:08:57
Oh, and I fear they're about to be roasted.
1:09:00
Why? Where does that shoot lead to?
1:09:02
Well, that particular shoot leads to the garbage incinerator.
1:09:05
But don't worry, there's a chance it may not be lit today.
1:09:08
A chance?
1:09:09
Well, generally I only light it every other day.
1:09:11
I can't remember if today is Brindy or not.
1:09:13
I guess we'll see.
1:09:15
To shame, she was so deliciously bossy, thoughtless, uneducated, and self-centered.
1:09:21
Would have made a great politician.
1:09:24
Well, well, well.
1:09:25
Please exit one of these two ways as we continue our tour.
1:09:39
Loom-pa, loom-pa, doop-a-dee-doo.
1:09:42
Bye.
1:09:43
I've got another puzzle for you.
1:09:46
Loompa, loompa, doo-pa-dee-dee.
1:09:50
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
1:09:54
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
1:09:57
Hampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat.
1:10:01
Blaming the kid is a lion of shame.
1:10:05
You know exactly who's to blame.
1:10:09
Blaming the kid is a lion of shame.
1:10:11
as a father, loofa, loofa, doofa-dee-da.
1:10:17
If you're not greedy, you will go far.
1:10:20
You will live in happiness, too.
1:10:24
Life-dee, loofa, loofa, doofa-dee-doo.
1:10:41
And you'll just step this way, and we will find ourselves in the Fizzy Lifting Drink Room.
1:10:49
Mr. Wonka, are those troubles? Do they taste like candy?
1:10:55
Actually, they taste like soap for children with dirty mouths.
1:10:58
It's what they do that's remarkable.
1:11:00
What do they do, Wonka?
1:11:02
Just one sip of my Fizzy Lifting Drink, and you will float on air.
1:11:07
They're not there? Whoa!
1:11:09
Unfortunately, they haven't been properly tested, so we can't take a drink.
1:11:13
Come on this way, I have more important things to show you.
1:11:23
Where's Mr. Wonka and the TVs?
1:11:25
They've left us behind!
1:11:28
Grandpa Jo, what's that?
1:11:30
Try it!
1:11:31
Hello? Who's there?
1:11:32
Try it!
1:11:35
Should we?
1:11:35
Well, I suppose one tiny taste won't do any harm.
1:11:52
I'm flying. I'm flying.
1:11:58
There's no sensation that's quite as sensational as flying.
1:12:05
It's really fulfilling and higher educational is flying
1:12:11
It's inspirational and recreational trying
1:12:17
Way way up there is it air to me touching the sky
1:12:22
Which I guess is why there's no feeling that's quite like the feeling of
1:12:28
flying
1:12:31
Well, thank you
1:12:32
head on the ceiling. So up high above, it's
1:12:38
so appealing and reeling. Am I dempifying?
1:12:44
Flying, I love. There
1:12:50
is no high that's as high as the high I am trying. Flying,
1:12:59
I love.
1:13:00
What's that sound?
1:13:01
I'm not sure. It's getting louder though.
1:13:03
We better go down.
1:13:04
Look up, Charlie. It's a fan.
1:13:06
It's sucking us up. Try to slow down.
1:13:09
I can't. Try, Charlie. Try.
1:13:12
I can't. It's gonna cut up the fan.
1:13:14
Think positive.
1:13:15
I can't. Think.
1:13:18
Ah, that's better.
1:13:20
Wait. Burpee.
1:13:28
This is fun! Whee!
1:13:32
Oh, how I love to burp!
1:13:36
From Atlanta to winter!
1:13:40
From John Wayne to White, our festive birds love to trip!
1:13:44
Every guy loves to be URP!
1:13:47
Happy birthday to me!
1:14:08
Very well, onwards and upwards, backwards and forwards, please continue this way.
1:14:13
You'll find we have a very special room here.
1:14:15
This one is a very unique room in my factory.
1:14:19
You see, all the other rooms in the factory, you create chocolate, but this one's different.
1:14:24
Would anyone like to guess why?
1:14:26
Please raise your hand if you have an answer class.
1:14:29
There you are, Charlie.
1:14:30
Who's trying to stay with the group?
1:14:32
We wouldn't want you to float away, now would we?
1:14:35
Now, you'll see here we have the Choco Vision Room.
1:14:39
What is this place?
1:14:40
Some sort of television studio?
1:14:43
Of course, maybe one of the commercials.
1:14:46
You are familiar with how television works.
1:14:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14:50
Thank you.
1:14:50
What does this thing do?
1:14:52
I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear.
1:14:55
I said, what does this thing do?
1:14:58
I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear as well.
1:15:02
What is the loopy doopy doing?
1:15:07
Oh, well, you see, television gave me a wonderful idea.
1:15:10
If you can send a picture by television, why not a bar of chocolate?
1:15:13
That's impossible.
1:15:14
It's very possible.
1:15:15
Imagine, sitting at home, when suddenly a commercial comes on.
1:15:19
Try it, Wonka Bar, try it.
1:15:20
now you just reach to the screen and grab it just a touch of that lever right there
1:15:27
but it hasn't been properly tested so we must not push it
1:15:31
hey watch me i'm gonna be the first person ever to be sent by tv
1:15:47
he's gone
1:15:48
Dear, I hope some part of him isn't left behind.
1:15:51
We've never transmitted a person before.
1:15:53
Look, something's happening.
1:15:57
I'm going to
1:16:03
be sent by TV.
1:16:06
Mike, I told you not to touch.
1:16:08
That was his first mistake, fool.
1:16:10
I want to do it again and again.
1:16:12
Put me down, put me down.
1:16:14
I want to be on TV.
1:16:15
He's completely unharmed.
1:16:18
Oh, that's a slight problem, but small boys can be very springy and stretchy.
1:16:22
Ah, the tapping-pulling machine, that ought to do it.
1:16:25
How far do you think he'll stretch?
1:16:26
Who knows, could be miles.
1:16:32
Come along this way, or that way.
1:16:44
Loompa Loompa, doop -a -dee -doo, I've got another
1:16:50
puzzle for you.
1:16:52
Loompa Loompa, doop -a -dee -dee, If you are wise you'll
1:16:57
listen to me.
1:16:59
What do you get from a glut of teeth?
1:17:02
A pain in the neck and a night you up?
1:17:06
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
1:17:11
Or could you just not?
1:17:15
You'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no
1:17:21
commercial.
1:17:24
Oompa loompa, doo -ba -dee -da, turn off the
1:17:29
TV and you'll be a star.
1:17:32
You will live in happiness too, like me.
1:17:37
Oompa loompa, oompa loompa.
1:17:45
Doobody-doo!
1:17:59
Very well, thank you both very much. I'm sure you can find your own way out.
1:18:03
You mean that's it?
1:18:05
What about Charlie's lifetime's fly of chocolate?
1:18:08
That, the lifetime supply of chocolate.
1:18:11
Each of the children will receive their chocolate.
1:18:13
Other than that, today has been a total waste of time and chocolate.
1:18:16
Good day, Charlie Bucket, and goodbye.
1:18:18
Um, goodbye, Mr. Wonka.
1:18:22
Just a moment, Mr. Wonka.
1:18:25
I don't deserve my lifetime supply of chocolate.
1:18:29
I tasted the fizzy lifting drink, and I broke the rules.
1:18:32
And I'm very sorry.
1:18:34
But thank you for a wonderful day, and the most wonderful...
1:18:37
of your factory it was better than christmas bless you charlie you did it you just did it
1:18:42
what mr wonka now see here mr wonka it wasn't charlie
1:18:47
it was my fault i was the one who suggested
1:18:50
we taste the fizzy lifting drinks so you are both to blame but i haven't got time for that now
1:18:55
i designed this entire competition with just one purpose in mind to find the perfect person to make
1:19:00
new candy dreams come true when i retire i don't understand this whole thing was a test
1:19:05
of character, Charlie. You did something quite remarkable. You gave into temptation, you were
1:19:09
smart enough not to get caught, but then you admitted your guilt. Now come on, pick up
1:19:14
the
1:19:14
pace. We've got a lot of planning to do. Does this mean we're in trouble, Mr. Wonka? I'm not, but you
1:19:19
could be. Time will tell, Charlie. You often find it's only a matter of time before you're in some
1:19:23
good old -fashioned life -dreatening trouble. Here we are. Charlie, press that button.
1:19:28
This one? No, that one.
1:19:31
Where are you taking us, Wonka?
1:19:33
I thought the tour was over.
1:19:34
Oh, that tour was just pure theater.
1:19:36
Cotton Candy and Treacle are designed to test each candidate.
1:19:39
Our tour is just beginning.
1:19:41
Charlie, press that button.
1:19:42
No, not that one.
1:19:45
That one.
1:19:48
Hold on, we're going up and out.
1:19:50
Up and out?
1:19:52
Hold on tight, this is it.
1:19:53
Here we go.
1:20:04
We're flying, we're flying, my
1:20:11
favorite pastime, more than the last time, is flying.
1:20:17
Mastering disaster and a whole big fast time I'm flying.
1:20:24
It's so inviting, exciting, and quite at inviting.
1:20:30
Here in the substrat it's fair to be touching the sky
1:20:35
And we now know why there is no feeling that's quite like the feeling of
1:20:40
flying
1:20:43
Bumping your head on the ceiling of heaven above
1:20:50
It's so appealing, revealing, and organically flying
1:20:57
Good morning, we love.
1:21:03
Over there, Mr. Wonka, it's your factory.
1:21:06
Fantastic.
1:21:07
Unbelievable.
1:21:08
And over there, there's all the other kids just now leaving.
1:21:11
They're trying to get our attention.
1:21:13
Let's move down and see if we can hear what they have to say.
1:21:18
Oopa, loopa, doopa -dee -doo, I've got a final puzzle
1:21:23
for you.
1:21:25
Loom -pa -loom -pa -doom -pa -dee -dee, if you are wise you'll
1:21:30
listen to me, there is a problem with lots of our youth, not
1:21:36
everybody likes telling the truth, telling the truth starts a
1:21:41
beautiful buzz, isn't it nice when someone does,
1:21:49
it could be contagious.
1:21:53
Guess they learned their lesson.
1:21:56
Hey Wonka, what are all those trucks doing?
1:21:59
Oh, delivering the booby prizes.
1:22:00
What are the booby prizes?
1:22:02
The lifetime supply of chocolate.
1:22:04
Hey, that's the booby prize.
1:22:06
What's the real prize?
1:22:09
Charlie, how much do you love my factory?
1:22:11
I think it's the most wonderful and incredible and amazing place in the whole wide world.
1:22:16
I'm very glad to hear you say that, Charlie, because from this moment on...
1:22:23
I'd love to, Mr. Wonka,
1:22:25
but I can't leave my family.
1:22:27
My mom and dad, my grandma Josephine,
1:22:29
and I don't have to. It's all been taken care of.
1:22:31
Look. Mom! Dad! Grandma! Grandpa!
1:22:35
What does this mean, Mr. Wonka?
1:22:37
It means your entire family could live with us here in this factory.
1:22:40
So what do you say, Charlie?
1:22:43
I say yes, Mr. Wonka.
1:22:45
I would truly, positively, absolutely love to!
1:22:52
Now try to mix, everything he makes, sounds like
1:22:57
a delicious
1:23:02
We will help you eat the dishes
1:23:06
Who can take a sunrise
1:23:14
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle
1:23:17
Our Charlie can!
1:23:20
Oh Charlie can!
1:23:22
I know that he can
1:23:23
We know that he can
1:23:27
Cause he mixes it
1:23:28
We love the taste, the world tastes good
1:23:33
And the world tastes good
1:23:36
Cause the candy man
1:23:38
Thinks it
1:23:45
Thank you.
1:26:10
Yes, Mr. Wonka, I would truly, positively, absolutely love
1:26:15
to.
1:26:19
Now try everything, everything he makes.
1:26:23
Sounds like a delicious addition.
1:26:31
We will help you reap the addition.
1:26:34
Who can take a sunrise
1:26:38
The little view
1:26:41
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
1:26:45
Our Charlie can
1:26:47
Oh Charlie can
1:26:49
I know that he can
1:26:51
We know that he can
1:26:54
Cause he makes his little love
1:26:56
He makes the world taste good
1:27:00
In the world's hands
1:27:02
It's good cause the candy man thinks it's
1:27:07
true.
1:27:11
Thinks it's true.
