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HillviewTV Team
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August 04, 2025
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1:11:46
Hillview Summer Drama Camp's 2025 production of Legally Blonde Jr.
Transcript
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All right, here we go.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, everybody.
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So I'm Mr. Harrison, in case you don't know,
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and I'm the drama director
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at the Menlo Park City School District.
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And these guys know I don't like them,
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to turn the lights out.
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It's okay, guys.
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Final show of the summer.
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Gosh, we made it.
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We almost made it.
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This one is...
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is a lot of fun, so much wonderful energy, a few
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things, so I am actually not, I
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got
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a promotion actually, I am, thank you, yeah I got
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a promotion, I'm actually not the director
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of this show, I'm the director's director, so, so
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our alum,
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alumnus, alumni, Izzy Nguyen, who was here.
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Yeah, I don't know what her final show was here.
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It might have been Beauty and the Beast in 2018.
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Oh, is it Mary Poppins?
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Oh, in 2019 or something?
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Anyway, she's studying theater at Loyola Marymount
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down in L .A.,
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and she's here for the summer with us, and she assists.
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and directed and did costumes for Beetlejuice and then she
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took over and did the directing for this show.
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And I think she's done a spectacular job. And I'm sure you will agree
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when you see the show. A few reminders.
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Please no flash photography. It can
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disorient the performers on stage and it's kind of serious
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business. So we don't want to do that to the performers.
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I think you're okay to take pictures.
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We are filming, and we will share that through
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Google
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so that you can download it yourself.
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That's the way to do that.
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Otherwise, gosh, is that it?
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All right.
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Oh, yeah, turn off your cell phones.
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Silence your cell phones, please.
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Otherwise, enjoy Legally Blonde Jr.
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Dear Al, he's a lucky guy.
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I'm like, gonna cry, I got tears.
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coming out of my nose. Matt Rob sees the campus catch. You're a perfect match. Cause
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you've
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both got the greatest in growth. Cozy will propose. Dear
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Al, honey, mausole, tough future
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taking off. Bring that ring back and show it to me. Four carrots and friends that's
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cut.
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Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see. When he gets
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down on my knee.
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Oh my god, oh my god, you guys!
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Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize!
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If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!
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Oh my god, you guys!
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Oh my god, this is happening!
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Our own homecoming queen and king!
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Finally, she'll be trying on a huge engagement race for size!
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Oh my god, you guys!
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Oh my god!
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Shut up, Elle!
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Shut up!
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Shut up! Engaged? Oh my god!
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Okay, everybody sign, good now, all the time, and we'll start the engagement
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parade.
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Light candles, single file, don't forget to smile.
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There's a gum case to look like an A, sorry, now prepare to serenade.
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Two, three, four!
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Daughter of Delta Nu, soon to be fiancé, now that
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a man chose...
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you your life begins today still in your hour of need let
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it be understood no man can supersede
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our sacred bond of sisterhood oh
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my god oh my god guys she's not here
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bruiser where is el she doesn't
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have
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she's totally freaking out she's trapped in the old
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valley mill oh sorry the old valley
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mall
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oh my god oh my god you guys magic crisis to
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supervise
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no one should be left alone to dress and to exercise oh my god you
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guys
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Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
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It's almost there, but...
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This dress needs to seal the deal, make a grown man kneel.
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But it can't come right out and say, bride.
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Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it.
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I've gotta leave Warner, his bride.
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Oh my god, oh my god, you guys, all this week I've
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had butterflies.
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Every time he looks at me, it's totally proposalized, oh my god, you
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guys!
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So help me dress for my fairy tale, can't wear something I got
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on sale.
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Love is life forever, this is all time to eat.
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Oh my god, you guys!
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Oh, blondes make commissions so easy!
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Excuse me, have you seen this?
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It just came in. It is perfect for a blonde.
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Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk.
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Uh-huh.
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But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk.
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That'll pucker.
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And you did not just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue.
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Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
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I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price.
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Elle's alright, but that's her girl's lies
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It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde
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I may be in love that I'm that stupid lady, I've got eyes
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Oh my god, Elle, what sorry, our mistake
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Courtney, take your break, just ignore her, she hasn't been well
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Try this latest from Alon, go on, try it on
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I take care of my best mind, Elle
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It's a gift from E to Elle
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, you guys, this one's
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perfect, it's just my size, see dreams really do come true,
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you never have to compromise, oh, my God, oh,
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my God, oh, my God, you guys, let's go over here, someone cries, if
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there ever was a perfect couple, this one's qualified, let's be live.
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No, I love you guys!
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Oh my god!
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Oh, Warner, tonight's just perfect.
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No, you're perfect.
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No, you are.
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No, you.
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You.
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Okay, I'm even irritating myself.
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Elle, I want you to know how happy you made me.
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Every guy dreams about finding a girl who looks like you.
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We both know why we're here.
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I see it in your eyes.
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I guess it calms my fear.
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To know it's not a surprise.
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I thought one look at you.
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Looking like a dream come true.
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Would leave me sweet just like you always do.
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But now we're wide awake.
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And we've got...
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I've got some plans to make
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Let's take some action, baby
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So baby, give me your hand
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I've got some days to be true
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I've got some future I'll plan
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It's time to get serious
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Time to get serious with you
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I never thought it out
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Honey, I'm not finished.
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Sirius, gonna wake up and take our journey.
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Sirius, I'm telling you what's a future journey.
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You want the moon and sky?
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Then take it, don't be shy.
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Phoebe, that's why you and I just break up.
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Just maybe I'll give you my hand.
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Wait, wait, what?
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You're breaking up with me?
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But I thought you were proposing.
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I did talk to my parents about it, Pooh Bear, but they expect a lot from me.
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I'm going to Harvard Law School, and my brother's at Yale Law.
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So is his new wife.
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So I'm not good enough for you?
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Warner, I'm from Malibu.
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Richard Simmons is our neighbor.
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Al, if I'm going to be senator when I'm 30, I need someone serious.
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What does that mean, I'm not serious?
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But I'm seriously in love with you.
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Baby, my future's all planned.
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I've got some dreams to make true, I
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thought then you'd understand, it's time to get serious,
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time to get serious.
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Check please.
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Daughter of Delta Nu, sweetheart, it's been twelve days, please
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let us help you through.
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She's in your milky way!
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Tell me these aren't fun-sized.
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Girls, must we all descend into madness?
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Oh, honey, so good to see you.
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Look, we brought you new magazines.
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We've got Town & Country and your favorite, the one they named after you, Elle Magazine.
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Thanks, Pilar.
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But it's gonna take more than Elle and Town & Country to bring me back from my shame spiral.
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Well then, sweetie, you're just gonna have to hold on.
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Cause the new books-
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out till next week. What? Don't
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tell me ponchos are back in. No. Worse. It's Warner's brother.
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Payton, honey from the fourth, and his bride. Pickers from his wedding. Look. Muffy
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Vanderbilt?
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Muffy? Wait a sec. That's the kind of girl Warner wants. Someone
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serious. Someone lawyerly.
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Someone who wears black even when nobody's dead.
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Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan.
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What you want, Warner, what you want is me.
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But you need to see me in a brand new domain.
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Well, it's plain.
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With Warner in a different setting,
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you will see you're getting all of this lots of rain.
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I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hands.
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Big, sturdy book, big...
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wordy book full of words I'll understand if you write. There is where you'll see it
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too.
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Warner, what you want is right in front of you. What you want is clear. What you want
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right here. What you want is right in front of you. Run of you. What you
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want is clear.
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What you want right here. What you want is right in front of you. Run of you.
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Step one.
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He's off to Harvard Law, so I get in there too. Step two. Make Warner.
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Impress him with my high IQ, we throw a great big wedding, and invite all dolls
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anew.
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That's great. Nice plan. Now can we think this through?
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In Harvard Law School, I have a 4.0 average.
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Yeah, and fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this?
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Love, I'm doing this for love, and love will see me free.
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Yes, with love on my side, I can't lose, and Harvard can't refuse.
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The love's of pure and true.
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Do lawyers feel of two?
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Even if they do what you want, sweetheart, it's a crazy thing.
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If you're going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring, yeah, it's true.
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First, you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174, so no more
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parties for you.
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You'll need a killer essay or do not even hope.
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And glowing letters from your betters, any chance you...
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Oh, no.
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Too bad, because that would be a coup.
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And you've got a lot of work in front of you.
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Hey, everybody.
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It's the Spring Fling Bash Xtreme!
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Xtreme!
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Not for you.
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You can either party or get into Harvard Law.
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Time to study.
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This year's theme, Jamaica makes music.
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Whoa.
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Once you want, you want to be out because the sun
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What you want, you want to be sidey stuck inside your door.
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What you want, you want to be party with this all night long.
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What you want, you want to be strong.
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Be strong.
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Still not good enough.
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Try again.
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What you want, you want to be grooving, bubba-shaped dog.
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What you want, you want to be grooving with something else.
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What you want, you want to be wondering where you could come.
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What you want, you want to hold on.
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Hold on!
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151, still not Harvard material, once again.
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Love, what you want, she's doing this for love.
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And that's how she'll survive.
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There you go, what you want, no, no way.
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Right here is where she'll stay, until that happy day.
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That day she hears them say,
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I want seventy -five, one seventy -five, one seventy
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-five, one seventy -five.
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So Harvard Law grants acceptance to Adam Cohen and Sundeep phenomenon.
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Outstanding!
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And now Miss Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send
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in a headshot.
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It says here she has a 4.0 average.
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Yes, in fashion merchandising.
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And she got a 175 on her LSATs.
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There's also a letter of recommendation from Oprah Winfrey.
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I'm not arguing Miss Woods is entirely unqualified,
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but she didn't bother sending in a personal essay.
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How's this for a personal essay?
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What you want! What this means!
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What you want! So cuties!
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What you want is right here!
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Who are you? What you want!
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Harvard! I'm a girl for you!
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And to prove it's true
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We all flew here on Just Blue!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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This is what a woods inspires
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Everyone admires her
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And Harvard should see
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This is not a personal essay! No!
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An essay so boring
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And so much does not fit
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Nowhere!
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Peering live right here, making sure you must admit that L.
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The Woods is going to show you.
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Carver, what you want is right in front of us.
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Oh, see here, Ms. Woods, you can't just barge in here with singing and dancing.
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This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don't see one reason to admit you.
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How about love?
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You ever been in love?
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Because if you have, you'll know.
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That love never accepts a defeat
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No challenge it can't meet
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No place it cannot go
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Don't say no to a woman
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Love, love when I say love
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Don't think that I'm naive
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Because even a person who's smart
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Who listens to their heart
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Who listen and believe
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Don't believe in that love can't
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Do you believe?
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I do!
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Do you believe?
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Yes, we believe in love!
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How about you?
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Welcome to Harvard!
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What do you want?
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What you want, what you want, what you want, what you want!
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Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest, class of aught five, represent. Welcome
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to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today. So
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let's go around and share a bit about yourselves.
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Erin Schultz, I went to Fulbright and a Rhodes and became fabulously wealthy writing
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financial software code. But spending my money grew painfully in Sibbitt and Stale, so now I'm here
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at Harvard Law.
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Well, that's very nice.
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Fandeep Agarwal Pajamadon in my...
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I was a benevolent dictator until the coup d'etat.
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Now I'm studying at Harvard Law until my inevitable return,
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and you may call me your majesty.
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Please sue me.
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Enid Hoops, I did Peace Corps building family clinics
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out of mud and trees.
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It was hot and exhausting, but I loved every minute of it.
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But Harvard Law needs me more because we
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need more women in power fighting
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against the oppressive patriarchal.
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I love your top.
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It's so fatigue chic.
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So how psyched are you guys?
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Snaps, it's our first day at Harvard.
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law. Hi, I'm Al Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. Enid. Oh
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my god, we both have names that start
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with an E. Oh my god, we're like practically twins. We're just going around the room. Tell us
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something about yourself. Me? Okay, so I'm a Gemini with a double Capricorn moon
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and a bachelor's
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degree from UCLA where I was Sig F's sweetheart, president of Delta New Sorority, and
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founded the
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charity Shop for a Cause. Huh, I don't think dogs are exactly allowed.
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in class. Oh, Bruiser's not a dog. Bruiser's family. Al? Oh
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my god, Warner, that's so weird. I totally
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forgot you go here. What are you doing here? I go here. You got into Harvard.
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What, like it's hard?
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I think this is yours, Woods, L. Is this my social agenda? No,
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your academic roster. Right,
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there's that. Let's totally catch up after class. All that pink you're wearing.
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Is that even legal?
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Pink's my signature color.
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So I gathered.
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Callahan should be here any second.
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Three years ago, I was sitting right where you're sitting,
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and I'd heard the same rumors I'm sure you've heard, too.
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Callahan's ruthless.
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What you really need to know is that...
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say...
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Miss...
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Please keep your dog secure.
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Where is he?
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When you choose a career in law, you're bound to hear that a lawyer is
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a shark.
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Ignore that.
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It's simplistic and it's stupid.
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Only some of you will turn out sharks.
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The rest are chum.
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From this class, I will hire four young sharks.
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to work at my billion -dollar law firm as interns for
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me,
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virtually guaranteeing a career, provided you can survive.
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Now, Miss...
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Elle Woods!
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Someone's had their morning coffee.
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Would you summarize the case of State of Indiana versus Herne?
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For me reading, please?
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Okay.
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Who assigns reading for the first day of class?
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You have guts, Miss Woods.
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Miss Kensington, let's say you teach a class
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at Harvard Law School and a girl on whom you
22:11
call hasn't read the case at all, should you let it go,
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or?
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No, I'd throw her out.
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Hey!
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What's comma L? Listen, I was kicked out of class once first year, too. It's
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awful, but trust me, your law career is not over.
22:37
Law career? So not the problem. Listen, I need to get back into class with Warner.
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Then come back tomorrow and make sure you've done your reading.
22:45
Okay. Excuse me, but why would you do that to another girl?
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Do what? We girls have to stick together. We should not try to look good by making each other look bad.
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I didn't make you look bad.
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You just weren't prepared.
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Try opening a law book.
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But I should warn you, they don't come with pictures.
23:04
So I'll give you ladies a moment then.
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Warner, thank God you're here.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Sorry about what?
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Warner, is there something you'd like to share with Elle?
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Do you know her?
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Yeah, Elle, Vivian and I went to boarding school together,
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and she's my girlfriend now.
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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He said I'm his girlfriend.
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Hey there, welcome-
23:52
to the hair fair. Make me a brunette. What? Brunette?
23:58
Honey, you're a genetic lot of ween.
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All right, something else is going on here. Back up, Paulette's listening, spill. Okay,
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so I'm Elle Woods and I came all the way out here for Harvard Law School. That's a good
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school.
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I know, right? And I did it to follow my one true love warner out here.
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and now he's dating this evil preppy.
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So what she got that you don't got?
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She's serious with mousy brown hair.
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Apparently that's what Warner wants,
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so you have to make me a brunette.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Do you know the number one reason
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behind all bad hair decisions?
24:38
Love.
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I can help you.
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I've been there before.
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See, my mom was three quarters.
24:48
Italian, and my father I never knew.
24:54
But my grandfather came from Ireland, the
24:59
land where
25:00
dreams come true. Ireland? Ireland. He
25:05
said all Irish men are like heroes. They're descended
25:10
from poets and kings. So I swore I'd get
25:16
mad.
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I'm married in Ireland, in a wedding like Lord of the
25:21
Rings.
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As my red -headed groom I can see him, as
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he stroll past the church's farm.
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He's a sailor named Brendan or Liam, he can dance
25:39
without moving his arm.
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In a club once I met this guy, Dewey, who played drums
25:49
in a local band.
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And he told me that he was from Ireland, and I
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thought he was to leave prayer.
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So I let him move into my trailer, and I
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followed him round in a fog.
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Till he dumped me for some girl named K.
26:12
Ayla took my savings and took my dog My
26:18
grandfather shoulda just shut it
26:21
Every story he told should be wrong All
26:26
the dreams that he gave me got gutted
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All that's left is this weird Enya song
26:34
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Girls like you have a future, you have hope as each new
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day dawns.
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Girls like you always get to see Ireland.
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Give my love to the leprechaun.
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It's days like today I miss my dog Rufus the most, he's my angel, beyond
27:23
adorable and no
27:24
woman should be denied her dog. Tell me something I don't know. So
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I'll bring the lobster pot
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stickers. Perfect, now that's a party. There's a party? Oh hello Vivian.
27:36
Hello, Elle.
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Yeah.
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Next Friday night, a few people are getting together.
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Hey, maybe that guy you'll like will be there, Elle.
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You should go.
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Definitely come.
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It's a costume party.
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I love costume parties.
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Of course you do.
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Next Friday at 8, 243 Mass Avenue.
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See you there.
27:58
Thanks, Vivian.
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Now, you go and do this, honey.
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Because if a girl like you can't win back her man,
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There's no hope for the rest of us.
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Thanks for talking me off the ledge, Paulette.
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You have no idea how much I needed this.
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Now you go and fight for him.
28:35
you do know Whitney's father is next in line to be speaker of the house so
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you
28:42
said just think of it future president maybe in this very room
28:47
great whoa oh
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my
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god hi stranger oh
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Man, what's with the costume?
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Can't a girl shake things up?
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I still can't get over the fact that you're here at Harvard.
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Warner, I got into this school too.
29:10
And now we're here together studying law.
29:14
Maybe we'll go to Callahan's internship and work together.
29:17
Whoa, wait a second, Elle.
29:19
You don't actually believe you have a chance of getting the internship.
29:22
Of course.
29:23
Elle, you're looking fluffy, as usual.
29:27
Hello, Vivian.
29:29
Cooper L, you need to ace his course at the internship.
29:33
He's not called C minus Callahan for nothing.
29:36
Warner, I am completely cognizant of both those facts.
29:39
Oh, you're not going to make it through the semester,
29:41
let alone get Callahan's internship. Face it, Bunny, someday we'll nominate
29:46
Supreme Court justices and you'll tan.
29:50
Thanks for your great tip on the costume party, Vivian.
29:53
I see you came as last year's sample sale.
30:04
Whoa, Al, what's up?
30:07
Doc?
30:08
Love.
30:09
Excuse me?
30:10
I put my faith in love.
30:12
I followed where it led.
30:14
Love led you here?
30:15
Wait, go back.
30:18
You came out here to follow a man.
30:21
Harvard Law was just part of that plan.
30:24
Man, what's rich?
30:25
romantic planet. Are you from Malibu? Instead of lying
30:30
outside by the pool, you stalked some
30:32
guy to an Ivy League school. That's the weirdest reason I... Well, why'd you
30:37
come? Okay. I
30:43
grew up
30:43
in the Roxbury slum with my mom and a series of bums. Guys who showed
30:48
me all the ways a man can fail.
30:52
I got the whole...
30:53
I've discovered I work like a fool
30:54
Work two jobs in addition to school
30:57
So forgive me for not weeping at your tail
31:00
Excuse me just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder
31:04
You know what? You're right
31:06
There's a chip on my shoulder
31:09
And it's big as a boulder
31:12
With the chance I've been given
31:13
I've gotta be driven to excel
31:16
I'm so close I can taste it
31:19
So I'm not gonna waste it
31:21
Yeah, there's a tip on my shoulder
31:24
You might want to get one as well
31:27
I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative
31:29
Hey, I'm just being honest
31:31
When you weren't born under privilege, you gotta work twice as hard
31:34
Wait, two jobs plus law school?
31:36
I haven't slept in six years
31:38
So I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious
31:40
What you need is to get to work
31:45
Tis a gift, to be simple, tis a gift
31:49
To be free!
31:56
Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving!
31:59
Say hi to your mom and dad for me, and Grandma Bootsie!
32:02
Define Malum Prohibitum.
32:04
Malum Prohibitum is...
32:06
An act prohibited by...
32:08
Prohibited by law!
32:09
Like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore.
32:11
Therefore, Malum and Say...
32:13
Is an action that's evil in itself.
32:15
Assault, murder, white shoes after Labor Day.
32:17
Good. Where are you going?
32:19
Home, of course.
32:20
Thanksgiving break, remember?
32:23
What?
32:26
Well, I predict you will probably pass
32:29
to the bottom percent of your class.
32:32
You're going for mediocre.
32:34
You've done great.
32:35
That's not fair.
32:36
Plus, they laugh at me like they're laughing at you.
32:39
We can't win if we don't follow through.
32:41
Might I venture your vacation?
32:44
Plans can wait.
32:45
You always have to be right.
32:59
For you, not quite as good as going home for Christmas, but...
33:02
You are too sweet.
33:04
It's a real time-saver. It's shampoo and conditioner in one.
33:08
Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me.
33:13
Elle, have you seen Vivian? I've been looking for her everywhere.
33:17
Yeah, I mean, no.
33:20
Great, we're gonna miss our flight.
33:23
Um, Elle, I don't know if you've noticed before,
33:27
but each time Warner walks through the door,
33:30
your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less.
33:35
Though it's hardly my business to say,
33:37
could it be the real thing in your way?
33:40
She is the best.
33:41
The guy you're trying to impress.
33:45
Yes!
33:47
I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten, blowing my chance.
33:52
Let's not chase him away.
33:54
Let's face him and say, hey, punk, let's dance!
33:59
Know yourself to you.
34:01
Don't be here, no fool.
34:03
Know yourself to you.
34:06
Go back to school and make me fall on your shoulder.
34:14
Plaintiff ordered a princess party and got pirates instead.
34:20
Breach of contract.
34:21
There is no meaning of the mind.
34:23
They don't have to pay.
34:24
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
34:27
Yes, Miss Woods?
34:29
Well, Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point.
34:32
I just have to ask, did the kids actually see the pirates?
34:38
The mother shut it down during the opening number.
34:41
There were pirates and pig legs, but not a princess in sight.
34:45
Contracts can be expressed or implied.
34:47
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad v. U.S. 1923.
34:50
Once the pirates begin their show, even for a second,
34:53
the contract was in fact implied.
34:56
Pirate parties are tragic, but the mother has to pay.
34:59
Miss Woods, you've just won your case.
35:02
Holy God!
35:03
I assume you're applying for my internship.
35:06
Here you go and thanks advance for consideration my god
35:11
it's scented
35:37
With Little Miss Whisper on my ass
36:08
Paulette, are you ready?
36:09
I don't know, Al.
36:11
Dewey scares me.
36:12
Channel that fear and tell yourself you are a strong, independent woman.
36:16
You must be reunited with your dog.
36:20
Paulette, get off of my property.
36:24
I want to see my dog, Dewey.
36:26
I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today.
36:29
Well, you're not going to see him.
36:30
best decision I ever made throwing you out. Can
36:35
you believe I lived with that for 10 years?
36:39
That cheapskate never even got me a ring. They lived together for 10 years.
36:46
Now what? Mr. Dewey, we are Miss Bonifonte's
36:52
legal team. Lawyers. I don't think you understand
36:55
that the great commonwealth of Massachusetts recognized the great commonwealth of Massachusetts.
36:58
recognizes your 10-year relationship with Miss Bonifonte
37:00
as a common-law marriage, which entitles her
37:03
to equitable division of property.
37:08
Translation?
37:09
We're taking the dog!
37:19
Oh, Elle, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
37:23
Oh, Rufus, my angel, I love you.
37:26
was that law is this the point of law
37:31
I'm feeling kind of high okay this is why
37:36
we all study and slung to help the underdog I so
37:41
identify that's why I
37:43
Calihan got a big murder trial defending exercise Queen's book Wyndham he needs
37:47
extra help he's pushing his internship today ladies and
37:52
gentlemen I need the
37:54
brightest. Congrats for the choice of you. And as for the rest of you, welcome
37:59
to the
37:59
middle. Emmett, I'm making you my co -counsel on the Wyndham
38:04
trial. Prove yourself here
38:06
and the term associate isn't far off. Yes, sir. Emmett, that's so great. I'm so proud
38:12
of you. Yes, sir. Oh, Warner,
38:17
we got Callahan's internship. What? It's just like we planned.
38:21
Viv, this is...
38:22
Perfect. It's just the beginning. Make this the happiest day of my life. Marry me?
38:27
Yes!
38:29
All of this time I planned I'd be patient and
38:35
you would love me again.
38:39
You've come to respect my mind and at last you'd find
38:44
you could love me again.
38:47
And I have turned my whole...
38:50
The world's upside down, trying not to let you go.
38:56
Watching you walk away is like a fatal blow.
39:04
Whoa!
39:05
Is that my name up on that list?
39:08
Does someone know that I exist?
39:11
Is this a mistake?
39:12
Am I even awake?
39:14
Pinch me now to make sure.
39:16
Oh, yes!
39:17
That is my name.
39:18
Maybe it's black and white
39:20
Maybe I'm doing something right
39:24
Well, I feel so much better than before
39:28
Yes, she's so much better than before
39:34
Maybe she's what you prefer
39:35
But hey, last year I was her
39:37
Maybe you will change your mind
39:39
But you might look up to fine
39:40
I've got on to better things
39:42
Better jobs on figuring
39:43
I don't have the time to cry
39:45
I'm too busy, love
39:46
Take my name up on that list
39:49
Kind of a cool ironic quiz
39:52
Who else can I tell? Oh wait, where's myself?
39:55
Mom will fall on the floor
39:57
Hey mom, look at my name in black and white
40:01
Your daughter's doing something nothing right
40:05
I feel so much better
40:08
I'll be there on Monday 9 o'clock
40:11
Then we will see who walks the walk
40:14
Oh, no, I can't wait!
40:16
I will be buried in one day I'm not gonna die
40:20
I'll even dress in black and white
40:23
See I have long begun to fly
40:26
And you'll go much better
40:30
And soon all y'all gonna know much better
40:34
But I am so much better
40:36
I am so much better
40:42
That'd be fun!
41:11
Hi, I'm Rip Windham, and welcome to the Windham Workout Discute Challenge,
41:14
and our commitment to being the best you can be.
41:18
So grab your CardioWhip 5000,
41:20
because if you want to get whipped, you've got to get ripped.
41:26
Do you want an easy miracle?
41:28
Do you want to lose a pound or two?
41:30
You can turn this off right now.
41:32
My workout's not for you.
41:34
I'm talking to the woman who wants it all.
41:36
Gotta pay for what you get.
41:38
One, two, three.
41:39
Don't come to those too lazy to sweat I want you whipped into shape
41:44
When I say don't say how high You know you're doing it right
41:48
When you start to cry If you don't look like you should
41:52
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good I'm sorry you won't go escape
41:57
Till you're whipped into shape
41:59
Come on, Sabrina, work it out!
42:01
Whipped into shape
42:03
I hate you, Brooke, and I love you for it
42:06
Whipped into shape
42:07
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42:09
We have a lot to cover.
42:11
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42:13
You can laugh, but she's made tons.
42:15
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42:17
Whip your way to tighter buns.
42:19
Happily married, so she swears
42:21
to her 60-year-old stud,
42:24
till stepdaughter came downstairs
42:25
and found Brooke all covered
42:27
in his blood.
42:28
Who thinks she's guilty?
42:33
Okay, now here is where you kids
42:35
come in, book has trouble trusting me, I'm the only chance to win, but I don't speak
42:40
MTV, well for her own defense, she may listen to her peers, go
42:45
and place a little sense
42:46
in the space between her ears, not now, I want
42:51
to whip into shape, if there's a brain
42:54
in that hair, tell it that I am the key, it's a plea, or the chair, see when
42:59
I talk
42:59
to her, I get neither plea nor plan nor alibi,
43:14
Come on ladies, just as we're at the Boston Women's Correctional Facility doesn't mean we can't be the best
43:19
we can be!
43:24
I want you to wish into shape, but I think you'll save our lives, you
43:29
know you're doing it right!
43:31
And you've got to cry, if you don't look like you should
43:35
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it
43:38
Like prison ladies, no escape
43:43
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
43:45
Jack it up, double jump
43:46
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
43:48
Jack it up, double jump
43:54
Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it
44:04
Miss Wyndham, you've got some visitors.
44:10
Hi, Miss Wyndham, I'm Emmett Forrest.
44:13
These four interns are the cream of the crop at Harvard Law,
44:16
and we're here to whip up your legal defense.
44:18
Anywho, we want to free you as soon as possible
44:20
so you can bring your message back to your fans.
44:23
That's all I want. This should be easy.
44:25
Great. Callahan briefed me on your meeting.
44:27
and there is a significant amount of evidence against you.
44:30
To free you, the jury will need to hear an alibi.
44:32
Not gonna happen.
44:34
Even though it could save you?
44:35
Yep, put me on the stand and I'll be forced to lie.
44:38
Okay, Ms. Windham, if we can't hear an alibi,
44:41
you should accept a plea bargain.
44:42
And admit to something I didn't do?
44:44
But with a plea bargain,
44:46
you'd get out in a couple of years.
44:48
That sounds reasonable, right?
44:50
Reasonable to do time for my husband's killer?
44:52
Not really.
44:53
I need a defense team who knows I'm-
44:55
innocent get out of here all of you guard who
45:04
who is the girl with loyal
45:06
friends and true who who who
45:12
has a bond as strong as crazy glue who can
45:18
sound
45:19
the callin sisters all come through who who don't you need
45:23
Delta New New, Delta New New, you are a Delta New, Delta New New, Delta New New, you are
45:28
a Delta New.
45:31
Delta New's former UCLA president, Al Woods.
45:35
Shut up.
45:36
Oh yeah, that's so great.
45:38
Thank God someone on this legal team gets me.
45:40
Sisterhood's forever, I believe you, and I will fight with everything I have to clear your good name.
45:46
But that involves an alibi.
45:48
I can't tell it.
45:50
Everyone has their secrets.
45:51
For years, I denied my highlights.
45:54
It's beyond highlights, Elle.
45:56
My secret is nuclear, and if it gets out,
45:58
I could lose my fitness empire,
46:00
which means everything to me.
46:02
If I tell you, will you Delta Nu sister swear
46:06
not to tell anyone?
46:07
I will double Delta Nu sister swear.
46:10
Okay.
46:11
On the day my husband was killed,
46:14
I got, like, what?
46:17
Like, like, broke your-
46:19
I'm gonna have to speak up.
46:22
Minimally invasive outpatient lipo, but lipo!
46:24
Oh my god!
46:26
I had to do it.
46:27
Miss Wyndham, your time is up.
46:31
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
46:33
My fans are counting on me.
46:34
You gotta take care of me, Elle.
46:36
You swore.
46:37
Elle, there you are.
46:39
I got her alibi.
46:41
So, what is it?
46:42
I'm afraid I can't tell you.
46:46
Why not?
46:47
Because I double-doubt some new sister sworn not to.
46:52
Elle, this is not some little sorority thing.
46:54
Oh, I know. It's a big sorority thing.
46:57
But don't worry. Brooke really had nothing to do with this.
47:00
Think about it. Brooke's a fitness queen.
47:02
Exercise gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy.
47:05
Happy people just don't kill.
47:09
Emmett. A word.
47:14
Elle, if you don't give up this...
47:16
Alibi? We all lose the case.
47:18
Then I guess we're not very good lawyers.
47:20
Who were...
47:20
Oh, Callahan wants that alibi.
47:23
But I gave Rick my word.
47:24
Emmett, let me be very clear.
47:27
This is your chance, and I gave you simple instructions.
47:31
Lead this legal team and get me an alibi.
47:34
You're 042.
47:37
Everyone, field trip's over. Let's go back to work.
47:40
Except you two.
47:42
I'd rather not see radical...
47:44
and legally blonde again today.
47:49
Emmett, I'm sorry.
47:51
I don't need you to be sorry.
47:52
I need you to tell me the alibi.
47:54
I can't because I gave Brooke my word.
47:56
Having an alibi isn't the only way to win this case.
47:58
No, but it sure would help.
48:00
We'll free Brooke the right way, the noble way.
48:02
This isn't a lifetime original movie, Elle.
48:04
I'm not interested in nobility.
48:06
I'm more interested in saving Brooke's life.
48:08
No, you're not.
48:09
You're more interested in impressing Callahan.
48:12
Well, he is my boss, and if I impress him,
48:14
he'll make me an associate.
48:16
And jeopardize your client's trust in our integrity?
48:19
Why do you always have to be right?
48:21
I don't have to be.
48:22
When I'm with you, I just am.
48:40
Now you're ready for your big trial.
48:42
Are you sure you don't want me to paint little gavels on them for you?
48:45
When the jury people see those nails, they'll know they can trust you.
48:49
Which is more than my team's doing.
48:51
They're all over me to give a Brooks alibi.
48:53
Including your friend, Emmett.
48:56
Paulette, he's just my friend.
48:58
And I could use a friend like that.
49:04
I've got a package.
49:07
For Mrs. Paul.
49:12
The name's Kyle.
49:14
This is my new route and the first stop of the day.
49:18
Kinda cool karma, huh?
49:31
Alrighty then, do me a favor.
49:33
You have yourself a super day.
49:48
so talk to him already right I can't talk to guys like that
49:53
I'm not like you
49:54
I got nothing to offer oh
50:00
my god did you see that she's got the most perfect
50:04
and snap i've ever seen what are you talking about bend and snap the bend and
50:10
snap it's a move invented
50:12
by ucla cheerleaders cheerleaders scare me you must become a cheerleader
50:17
you fear
50:24
look at my hair look at my eyes i'm catnip to the guys
50:29
i catch their eyes they dream and pet
50:32
Touch this button, can't, NO!
50:34
All the boys might come and play
50:36
Got my things and they open
50:38
But I follow me around all day
50:40
Watch me while I walk away
50:42
Bend and snap
50:44
Feel how hot it's getting
50:46
Bend and snap
50:48
Then when you've got them sweating
50:50
Spring the trap
50:51
They'll cheer and clap
50:54
No tight end can defend
50:56
Guess the bend and snap
50:58
Easy for you to say
51:01
Girl, if you wanna make the team,
51:04
then fake some self-esteem.
51:06
The more you jump around and scream,
51:08
so you're confident you seem.
51:10
Sorry, girl, telling how I play.
51:12
This wouldn't work if I tried all day.
51:14
I gotta go get my asthma spray.
51:16
Squat me while I walk away.
51:18
No, wait, before you walk away.
51:20
Just send and snap.
51:22
Look how good you're getting.
51:24
Send and snap.
51:26
I'm better right now, you're sweating.
51:28
They'll spring the trap, they'll cheer and clap.
51:32
So depend on your friend called the band.
51:36
It's not the time to overthink.
51:38
Just try it once, you're on the brink.
51:44
Excuse me, would you teach me that?
51:46
I'm tired of living alone with my cat.
51:52
Nowadays I do dive jobs and curls,
51:54
but here's how I did it in the Laker group.
51:59
Come on, Paulette.
52:02
Doesn't this look fun?
52:06
Works every time.
52:08
Look, do it, and we'll go away.
52:10
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
52:12
I bet it's down.
52:15
Feel how hot it's getting.
52:16
Bet it's down.
52:18
I bet right now you're sweating.
52:20
Drink the shot.
52:22
Don't cheer and clap.
52:24
I depend on my friends!
52:26
Go Paulette! Go Paulette!
52:28
I depend on my friends!
52:30
Go! Go! Go Paulette!
52:32
I depend on my friends!
52:34
Call the band!
52:37
Kyle!
52:38
Hey Paulette!
52:40
Did I leave my...
52:42
stylus?
52:43
Do it!
52:50
Ow!
52:51
Sorry!
53:15
Miss Woods, could I have a word?
53:17
Of course. I'll catch up with you in a second.
53:20
Every child has surprises, L. I just didn't expect the biggest surprise of
53:26
all to be how impressed I am with you.
53:28
You're stubborn, but all great lawyers are. You've proven to be a true leader, L.
53:34
Oh, thank you, Professor Callahan. That means more than you'll ever know.
53:37
And I really appreciate the opportunity to work with you. I've learned so much.
53:41
What you've learned isn't the point. You've got instincts. And instincts,
53:47
legal or otherwise.
53:49
can't be taught.
53:50
Trust your instincts.
53:55
I thought you were smarter than that.
53:57
Is this the only reason why you gave me an internship?
54:01
It's been nice working with you, Miss Woods.
54:03
You can see yourself out.
54:19
Take back the books and pack up the clothes, clear
54:25
out the room and drop off the key, leave
54:29
with what's left of my dignity, get in the car and just go.
54:37
Chalk it all up to experience, they said I'd
54:42
fail but I disagreed.
54:45
Who could say then where my path would lead? Well, now I know.
54:52
Back to the sun, back to the shore, back
54:58
to what I was before.
55:01
Back where I'm known, back in my own very
55:06
small pond.
55:10
Laugh with my friends when I...
55:13
arrive. We'll drop the top and just drive. That's
55:18
fine with me. Just let me be legally blonde.
55:27
What's wrong? Callahan tried to kiss me. He what? Then he fired
55:32
me. He made it very clear I don't
55:34
belong. He's wrong. We'll fix it. We'll fight it. Emmett, please. There's no reason
55:39
for me to stay.
55:41
What about love?
55:44
You've never mentioned love.
55:46
The timing's bad, I know.
55:49
But perhaps if I made it more clear
55:53
that you belong right here,
55:56
you wouldn't have to go.
55:59
It's not up to me.
56:02
Just let me be legally blonde.
56:09
It's not up to me
56:12
Just let me be
56:15
Legally blonde
56:50
Thanks for walking, Rufus.
56:52
It was the least I could do.
56:54
So this, uh, thank you for staying with me at the hospital.
56:58
Trust me, the pleasure was all mine.
57:02
Well, I should get back to my root.
57:05
Duty calls.
57:08
All that, and she has a job.
57:12
Paulette, I just came to say goodbye.
57:15
What? Goodbye?
57:16
I'm going back home to California.
57:19
California? Why?
57:20
I'm going back to where I make sense.
57:22
You're not making any right now.
57:24
Honey, what happened?
57:26
All this time I thought I was proving myself and making a difference,
57:29
but it turns out I'm just one big blonde joke, and that's...
57:33
That's all anyone's ever going to see.
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That's not what I see.
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We girls have to stick together.
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I used to pray for the day you leave.
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For up and down, you did not belong.
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But when I'm wrong, then I say I'm wrong.
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And I was wrong about you.
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So listen up.
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I see no end to what you'll achieve.
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That's only if you don't turn it wrong.
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You proved it to me now.
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Now show everyone what you can do.
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And you look great in dark blue.
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Get back in the game, back on the cave.
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Take a good look at my face.
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I'm not a fool.
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And as a rule, I do not fall.
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When I see a star, you are my new muse.
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You've got the best frickin' shoes.
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And you lit a fuse, so go show em' who's.
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Legally.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Mama gets you in a fuse.
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So not your hoot.
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Legally.
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Sorry, Vivian.
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You keep it.
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I'm never wearing that again.
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Um.
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You're in the supply closet.
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I know!
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I said I'm never wearing that again.
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I'm wearing this!
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Yes!
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Back to the trial.
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But I'm going back in my style.
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Back in her style.
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Girls at the back.
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When you're attacked, you've got to respond
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Hand me my dog, hand me my bag
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And that American flag
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Nobody fools, somebody who's legally blonde
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Right on the feet, cause she's legally blonde
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Stay to the street, cause she's legally blonde
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It's over three, when she's legally blonde
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Oh my god, Ellen!
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Money is up!
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The girls without the news!
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We get to see our President B!
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Legally Blonde!
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The comedy, cause she's Legally Blonde!
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You've got a right to be Legally Blonde!
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You've got a fight to be Legally Blonde!
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Paulette, what's going on?
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We're just cheering on our friend Al!
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Go, Al!
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I got another package for ya!
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Kyle B. O'Boyle! Hey, what's the B stand for, anyway?
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Brendan.
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Back in the game, back in the fray, back on a battle for a
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while, Mr. You're fired, guess who I hired, to represent
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me, yeah, you've gotta be, yeah, you've gotta be, yeah, you've gotta be,
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it's humanly, legally.
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Yes, she's legally blonde, oh yeah, yes, she's legally blonde,
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oh yeah, yes, she's legally blonde, oh yeah, legally blonde,
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oh yeah.
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I said, you're fired.
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That's absurd. Elle's just a law student. She can't represent you.
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Actually, she can't-
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represent, Brooke, Your Honor. Rule 303 of the Supreme Judicial Court states
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that a law student,
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Ms. L. Woods, may represent a defendant in criminal proceedings. Only if
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she has a licensed
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attorney supervising, and without me, she does not. Yes, she does.
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I'm licensed, Your Honor. I'll
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gladly supervise. You work for me, remember? No, I work for
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myself, and I don't have to hit on
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interns, Professor.
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Thank you, Emmett.
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Did you think I was actually going to let you just get away?
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Uh, Miss Woods, any day now, you may proceed.
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Call your first witness.
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We call Chutney Wyndham to the stand.
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Oh, my God.
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TTP!
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Total tragic perm.
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Miss Wyndham, what was your relationship to the...
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deceased. He was my father. Did you actually see his murder take place? No,
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I was in the shower,
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but when I got out, I found Breck drenched in his blood. Miss Wyndham,
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on the day your father was
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killed, did you see anyone suspicious hanging around? Suspiciously hanging around
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my shower.
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No, before that. No, I was out getting a perm. And then you came home and
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took a shower? Yes,
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I was in the shower.
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Thank you. Now, Miss Windham, you claim on the day of the murder you got a perm. Was this your
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first perm?
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No, I've been getting them since junior high. About three years.
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Interesting. My associate has just gotten a perm herself today. Exhibit A, Miss Enid Hoops.
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Now, Miss Windham, would Exhibit A's perm be similar to your own?
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Duh. And now, one more time, you didn't see the murder or hear the gunshot because you
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were where?
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In the shower!
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Thank you. Now, Ms. Hoops, would you please dump the bucket of water on your head?
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Idiot! You can't get a perm wet for 48 hours!
1:03:45
Exactly! Water deactivates the perm's ammonium phy-glaucolite and completely ruins it!
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It's the cardinal rule of permaintenance. Your perm is still intact, so you couldn't have showered that day!
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Why would you lie about being in the shower?
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Why would you lie about not hearing the gunshot? Why would you?
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Do you think I like being older than my dad's new wife? I didn't mean to hurt my father! I didn't mean to sh-
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I thought it was Brooke coming through the door!
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Oh my god!
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Oh my! Oh my god!
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Hold on!
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Take her into custody!
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You're free and we apologize!
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Oh my god!
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It's a dream come true!
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I just knew I could count on you!
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And no one had to know
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that I had liposuction on you!
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And my thighs!
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We still love you!
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Oh my god, oh my god, you guys!
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Elle's all bad and a side of pride!
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These are records, Chinese, prison permit, her fake alibi!
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Oh my god, you guys!
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Elle, I think someone needs to talk to you.
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Thanks, Warner.
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We do belong together.
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Oh, Warner, Vivian dumped you, didn't she?
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Though I dreamed of this day long ago,
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now my answer is thank you, but no.
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Look, I've barely begun.
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I'm hardly through.
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I was living in ignorant bliss till I learned I could be.
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more than this and you know in a way i owe it all to you
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i thought losing your love was a blow i
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can never withstand but look how far i've come without
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having to cling to your hands
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i had to find my way the day you broke my
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heart you handed me the chance
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to make a brand new start you helped me find my way there's
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still so much to learn
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so many dreams to earn but even if i crash
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and burn ten times a day
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i think i'm here to stay i'm going to find
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my way
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William Shakespeare wrote,
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To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night, the day.
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Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman, a blonde woman.
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For the past three years, she taught me and showed us all
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that being true to yourself never goes out of style.
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Ladies and gentlemen, your valedictorian, Elle Woods.
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I thank you one and all, the ones who thought I'd
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fall, who taught me how to fail, who helped
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me to prevail, I'm
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standing here today, I'm standing here today, to help
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me find my way.
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Oh, and if you could give me one second before we
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all go.
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Amit Flores, please make me the happiest woman I...
1:07:38
Oh my, oh my, oh my god.
1:07:43
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
1:07:47
Granted not a complete surprise.
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Play it there, everyone.
1:07:51
We're a perfect couple, this one qualifies
1:07:53
cause we love you guys
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Oh my god!
1:08:01
You guys!
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Oh my god!
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We'll be right back.
1:11:35
We'll be
1:11:43
right back.
