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December 16, 2024
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Hillview Drama & HVTV presents "HillviewTV's Vault"!
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0:06
Ladies and gentlemen, Legally Blonde.
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Dear L, he's a lucky guy, I'm like, he's gonna cry, I've got tears coming
0:35
out of my nose.
0:36
Mad bro, he's a campus catch, you're a perfect match.
0:40
We both have the free ones to vote, of course we will propose.
0:47
Dear L, honey bottle top, your shirt's taking off.
0:51
Please I read, I can show it to me, but there is nothing sometimes.
0:55
I just like you!
0:57
I just wish that you'd be there to read
0:59
when it gets done on one beat.
1:03
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
1:06
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize.
1:09
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies.
1:13
Oh my god, you guys.
1:15
Oh my god, this is happening.
1:18
Our own homecoming queen and king.
1:21
Finally, she'll be trying on a huge and gay memory.
1:24
Oh my god, you guys! Oh my god!
1:28
Shut up, Elle! Shut up, Warner! Shut up, Engage! Oh
1:33
my god!
1:37
Okay, everybody, you're fine. Good now, all in line!
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And we'll start the engagement play.
1:43
Light candles, empty gold vile, don't forget to smile.
1:47
Since we got paid to look like a bank.
1:49
Sorry, we got your hands, serenade.
1:52
One, two, three, four.
1:53
Daughter of Beltonu, soon to be Beyoncé,
1:58
Now that a man chose you, your life begins today.
2:02
Still in your hour of need, let it be understood,
2:07
No man can supersede our sacred bond of sisterhood.
2:13
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys, she's not here!
2:17
Brother! Brother!
2:18
Turn it out!
2:20
She's just having a cake in an outfit?
2:24
She's totally freaking out?
2:28
She's drunk at the Old Valley Mill!
2:31
Oh sorry, the Old Valley Mall.
2:37
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys!
2:40
Fashion prices, it's just you were right!
2:43
No one should be left alone to dress and to accept surprise!
2:47
Oh my god, you guys!
2:48
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
2:59
I'm sorry
3:02
It's almost there but
3:03
This dress needs to seal the deal
3:06
Make a grown man kneel
3:08
But I can't come right out and say bride
3:11
Can't look like I'm desperate
3:12
Or like I'm waiting for it
3:15
I've got to leave Warner
3:17
Pride, so bright is more implied.
3:20
Guys, there she is!
3:23
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
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All this week I've had butterflies.
3:29
Every time he looks at me it's totally from both eyes.
3:34
Oh my god, you guys.
3:36
So help me just with my fairy tale.
3:39
Can't wear something unbought on sale.
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Love is like forever, this is no time to me.
3:46
Oh my God, you guys!
3:48
Oh, blondes make commissions so easy.
3:51
Excuse me, have you seen this?
3:53
It just came in.
3:54
It's perfect for blondes.
3:56
Right, with the half-loop stitch and china silk?
3:58
The thing is, you can't use the half-loop stitch and china silk.
4:01
It'll pucker.
4:02
And you didn't just get this ink,
4:03
because I saw it in last May's Vogue.
4:07
Oh my God, oh my God, you guys!
4:10
I am not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price.
4:15
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
4:19
I may be in love, but I'm not a stupid lady.
4:23
I've got eyes.
4:24
Oh my god, Elle was sorry for a mistake.
4:27
Corny, take a break.
4:28
Just ignore, she hasn't well.
4:30
Try this place from Elle on.
4:33
Go on, try it on.
4:34
I take care of my best by itself.
4:37
It's a gift from Israel.
4:42
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys
4:46
This one's perfect, it's just my size
4:51
Dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
4:56
Oh my god, you guys
4:58
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys
5:01
Let's go home before someone cries
5:04
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualified
5:09
We love you guys!
5:10
Yeah, we love you guys!
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Oh my god!
5:16
You guys!
5:21
Oh my god!
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Oh, Warner, tonight's just perfect.
5:39
No, you're perfect.
5:41
No, you are.
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Okay, I'm even irritating myself.
5:53
Al, I just wanted you to know how happy you've made me.
5:57
Every guy dreams of having a guy, a girl that looks like you.
6:10
I see it in your eyes, I guess that comes like me, no
6:16
it's not a surprise, thought one
6:18
look at you, looking like a dream come true, believe me speechless like
6:23
you always do,
6:24
but now we're wide awake, and I've got some
6:30
plans to make, let's take some action.
6:33
baby, so baby give me your hand. I've
6:39
got some dreams to make true. I've got the future
6:44
all planned. It's time to get serious. Time
6:49
to get serious with you.
6:55
I never thought that I'd...
6:57
Oh honey, I'm not finished.
6:58
Oh sorry.
6:59
Serious.
7:01
Gotta wake up and take our journey serious
7:05
I'm telling you as a future attorney
7:07
If you want the moon and the sky, then take it, don't be shy
7:11
That's why I think you and I should
7:17
break up
7:17
Yes baby, I'll give you my hand
7:20
Wait, what?
7:22
You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing
7:26
I did talk to my parents about a pool bear
7:28
Thanks
7:29
expect a lot from me. I'm going to Harvard Law School and my brother's at Yale Law. So's his new wife.
7:34
So I'm not good enough for you? Warner, I'm from Malibu. Richard Simmons is our neighbor.
7:40
Hubert, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30, I'm gonna have to start getting serious.
7:45
So I'm not serious enough for you, but I'm seriously in love with you.
7:49
Maybe my future's all planned. I've
7:55
got some dreams to make true.
7:59
I thought that you'd understand
8:03
It's time to get serious
8:06
Time to get serious
8:08
With you
8:12
Back please
8:31
Doctor of Delta New, sweetheart, it's been twelve days, please
8:37
let us help you through.
8:39
She's eating milky waves!
8:43
Delphine knows our fun size!
8:46
Oh girls, must we all descend need of madness.
8:50
Oh honey, so good to see you.
8:53
But we brought new magazines, we got Town and Country and your favorite, one named after
8:59
you, Elle Magazine.
9:01
Thanks, Pilar, but it's gonna take a lot more than Town and Country and Elle to bring me back to my shame spiral.
9:06
Then you're gonna have to wait, cause the new edition of Vogue isn't out till next week.
9:11
What? Don't tell me Pontius is back in!
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No, worse, Warner's brother, Peyton Huntington IV, pictures from his wedding, look!
9:21
Muffy Vanderbilt?
9:23
Muffy?
9:24
Wait a sec.
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That's the kind of girl Warner wants.
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Someone serious.
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Someone lawyerly.
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Someone who wears black even when nobody's dead.
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Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan.
9:40
What you want, Warner, what you want is me.
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But you need to see me in a brand new domain while asleep.
9:50
Warner in a different setting, we'll see you're getting full of this lots
9:55
of rain.
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I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand.
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Big sturdy book, big wordy book, full of words I'll understand and write.
10:05
There is what you'll see it too.
10:07
Warner, what you want is right in front of you.
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What you want is clear, what you want right here.
10:13
What you want is right in front of you, front of you.
10:18
What you want is clean, what you want right here, what you want is right in front
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of you, front of you.
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Step one, he's off to Harvard Law, so I get in there too.
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Step two, like Warner B. Seth, impress him with my high IQ.
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Step three, throw a great big wedding.
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And invite all Deltanew.
10:35
Let's create this plan. Now can you think this through?
10:39
Harvard Law School?
10:41
I have a 4.0 average.
10:42
Yeah, and fashion merchandising, what makes you think you can do this?
10:46
Love, I'm doing this for love, and love will see me through.
10:52
Yes, but love on my side I can't lose, and Harvard can't fuse.
10:57
Love's so pure and true.
11:00
Don't lawyers feel up to, even if they do what you want?
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Sweetheart is no easy thing.
11:07
If you're going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring.
11:11
Yeah, it's true.
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First, you'll need an LSAT.
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a more than once with a before,
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so no more parties for you.
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You'll need a killer essay or do not even help.
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With glowing letters from your veterans,
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any chance you know the Pope?
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Too bad, cause that would be a coup.
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And you've got a lot of work in front of you.
11:33
Hey everybody, it's the Scrambling Bash Extreme!
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Not for you.
11:39
You can either party or get into Harvard Law.
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the study, go!
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You get dirty, you make me crazy!
11:51
What you want, you want to be out because the sun she wore?
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What you want, you want to be stuck inside your door?
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What you want, you want to be partying with us all night long?
12:00
What you want, you want to be strong?
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Be strong!
12:04
134, not good enough, try again.
12:09
What you want, you want-
12:10
What you want, you want to be grooving, bumping, shake the room?
12:12
What you want, you want to be proving something and tough?
12:15
What you want, you want to be wondering where your youth has gone?
12:18
What you want, you want to hold on?
12:19
Hold on.
12:22
151, still not Harvard material once again.
12:27
What you want, you want to be breathing in the healthy air?
12:30
What you want, you want to be tasting in the need of tea?
12:33
What you want, you want to ignore the pity in their looks?
12:36
What you want, you want to say sorry about it?
12:39
What you want, you want to be seen in Macaulay jail?
12:42
What you want, you want to be driving down the path as well?
12:45
What you want, you want to be feeling good to be alive?
12:47
That day she hears us say 175!
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175! 175! 175! 175!
13:06
Robert Law grants acceptance to Adam Hohen and Sandeep Pedominon.
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Outstanding.
13:12
And now, Miss L. Wood, who was kind enough to send in a headshot.
13:18
And here she has a four-prinal average.
13:21
Yes, in fashion merchandising.
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And she got a one-step-five in the LSATs.
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There's also a letter of recommendation from Oprah Winfrey.
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I'm not arguing that Miss Wood is entirely appalled by, but...
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She didn't bother sending a personal essay.
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How's this for a first lesson?
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What you want?
13:45
What you want is writing for you.
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I'm what you want from Harvard.
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I'm this girl for you.
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And to prove it's true, we all flew here on Jetswood.
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This is what Elwood's inspires.
14:00
Everyone admires her.
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But I still don't see one thing to try to make you.
14:30
how about love have you ever been in
14:35
love cause if you have you'll know
14:40
that love never accepts a defeat no challenge you can't
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hit no place you cannot go
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don't say no to the storm and love don't laugh when i say
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love don't think that you're naive
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because
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Do you believe, do you believe, yes we
15:14
believe in love, how about you?
15:18
Welcome to Harvard.
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What you want, never said what you want, let's go get what you want.
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What you want is right in front of you, front of you.
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What you want, now we're done.
15:31
What you want, twist and fight.
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What you want is right in front of you, front of you.
15:37
What you want, what you want, what you want, what you want.
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Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest.
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class about five represent welcome to the hallowed halls
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of harvard law i know firsthand how hard
16:02
you've all worked to be here today so let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
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erin schultz i won a fulbright and a rose and became fabulously wealthy writing financial
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software
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spending my money became painfully incipient and stale so now i'm here for that well that
16:31
Please, too.
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I agree.
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Oh, my God.
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I love your top.
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It's so petite.
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Chic Chic. How psyched you guys. Snaps are first day of Harvard Law. Hi,
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I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods.
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Oh my god, we both have names that start with E.
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Oh my god, we're like taxi twins.
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We're just going around the room. Tell us something about yourself.
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Me? Okay. So I'm a Gemini with double Capricorn Moon and I have a bachelor's degree from
17:15
UCLA.
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We're a Sig F Sweetheart, President of the Delta New Sorority.
17:19
to the charity shop for a cause.
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Huh. I don't think dogs are allowed in class.
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Elle, Bruiser's not a dog. Bruiser's family.
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Oh my god, Warner, that's so weird. I totally forgot you go here.
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Elle, what are you doing here?
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I go here.
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Well, I guess Bruiser doesn't want to go here.
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Elle, you got into Harvard.
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What, like it's hard?
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I think this is yours.
17:51
What's Kamile?
17:53
Is this my social agenda?
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No, your academic roster.
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Right, there's that.
17:59
So let's totally catch up after class.
18:01
All that pink you're wearing, is that even legal?
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Pink's my signature color.
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So I gather.
18:07
Callahan should be here any second.
18:09
Three years ago, I was sitting where you were sitting,
18:11
and I heard the same rumors I'm sure you've all heard about him.
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Callahan is-
18:15
ruthless. You have
18:20
the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used
18:25
against you. When you choose a career in law, you're bound to
18:30
hear a lawyer is a
18:31
shark. Ignore that. It's simplistic and it's stupid. Only
18:37
some of you will turn
18:38
out sharks. The rest are chum.
18:43
What's my point? I'll tell you. From this class, I'll hire four young
18:48
sharks to work at my billion -dollar law firm as interns for me, virtually
18:53
guaranteeing a career, provided you can survive. Now, miss?
18:59
Woods, Elle Woods.
19:01
Someone's had their morning coffee. Would you summarize the case state of Indiana
19:06
B. Hearn from your reading, please?
19:09
Okay. Who assigns reading the first?
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day of class. You have guts, Miss Woods. Now,
19:17
Miss Kensington. Yes? Let's say you teach a class at
19:22
Harvard Law School, and a girl whom you have called on hasn't tried the case at all. Should
19:28
you let it go, or?
19:30
No, I'd throw her out.
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Hey, what's Kamel?
19:52
Listen, I was thrown out of my class first year, and I know it's awful.
19:57
But believe me, your law career is not over.
20:00
Law career?
20:01
So not the problem.
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Listen, I need to get back in class with Warner.
20:05
Then come back tomorrow and make sure that you're...
20:07
that you've done your reading.
20:10
Excuse me, but why would you do that to another girl?
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Do what?
20:13
We girls have to stick together.
20:15
We can't look good by making each other look bad.
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I didn't make you look bad.
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You just weren't prepared.
20:20
Try opening a law book, but I should warn you,
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they don't come with pictures.
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So, I'll give you ladies a moment then.
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Oh, Warner, thank God you're here.
20:32
Oh, I'm sorry.
20:34
Sorry about what?
20:34
Warner, is there some-
20:35
you would like to share with Elle? Do you know her? Yeah, Elle. Vivian
20:41
and I went to boarding
20:42
school together and she's my girlfriend now. Sorry, what? He said
20:48
I'm his girlfriend. Girlfriend?
20:58
Hey there. Welcome to the half-bath. Make me a brunette. What?
21:03
Brunette, honey, you're a genetic lot of wind.
21:07
All right, something else is going on here.
21:10
Back up.
21:11
Paulette's listening.
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Okay, I'm Elle Woods, and I came all the way out here for Harvard Law School.
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That's a good school.
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I know, right?
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And I did it to follow my one true love warner, but now he's dating an evil preppy.
21:26
So what she got that you don't got?
21:28
She's serious, mousy brown hair.
21:31
Apparently that's the...
21:31
kind of girl Warner wants. So you have to make me a brunette. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know
21:36
the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love, I
21:42
can help you. I've been
21:44
there before. See, my mom was three -quarters
21:49
Italian, and my father I never knew.
21:55
But my
21:56
grandfather came from Iowa.
22:00
The land where dreams come true.
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Ireland.
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He said all Irishmen are like heroes.
22:11
Descended from poets and kings.
22:15
So I swore I'd get married in Ireland.
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In a wedding like Lord of the Rings.
22:25
And my red...
22:28
I can see him. As we stroll past the churches
22:33
and far. He's a sailor named Brendan William.
22:39
He can dance without moving his arms.
22:45
In a club once I met this guy Dewey who played
22:50
drums in a local band. And he told me that
22:56
that he was from Iowa, so I thought he was truly
23:01
grand.
23:03
And I let him move into my trailer,
23:06
and I followed him round in a bar,
23:10
till he dumped me for some girl named Kayla,
23:15
took my savings and took my dog.
23:20
My grandfather should have just shut it.
23:24
All the stories he told me steered me wrong
23:28
All the dreams that he gave me got gutted
23:32
All that's left is this weird and yes song
23:40
But a smart girl like you has a future
23:45
You have hope as each new day dawns
23:49
Girls like you are
23:52
I always get to see, I a limb
23:56
Give my love to the electric
24:03
heart
24:20
I miss my dog Rufus the most.
24:22
He's my angel.
24:23
Beyond adorable, and no woman should be denied their dog.
24:27
Tell me something I don't know.
24:28
Great, so I'll bring the lobster pod stickers.
24:31
Perfect, now that's the one.
24:33
There's a party?
24:34
Oh, hello Vivian.
24:35
Hello, Elle.
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Yeah, a few people are getting together on Friday.
24:42
Hey, maybe that guy you like will be there, Elle.
24:46
You should go.
24:48
It's a costume party.
24:50
I love costume parties.
24:52
Of course you do.
24:53
Next Friday at 8, 243 Mass Ave.
24:56
See you there.
24:57
Thanks, Vivian.
24:59
Now you go and do this, honey.
25:01
Because if a girl like you can't win back a man,
25:04
well, there's no hope for the rest of us.
25:06
Thank you for talking me off a ledge, Paulette.
25:08
You have no idea how much I needed this.
25:10
Now you go and fight for him.
25:16
Thank you.
26:05
You do know that Whitney's father is next in line to be the speaker of the house.
26:09
That's what you said.
26:10
Just think of it, future presidents may be in the space.
26:12
room. Great. Oh,
26:19
my God. Hi, strangers. Man, Elle, what's
26:24
with the costume? Can a girl shake things up? Still can't get over the fact that you're here at Harvard. Warner,
26:30
I got into this school, too. Now we're studying law together. Maybe we'll both get Callahan's internship and work
26:35
together. Whoa, wait a second, Elle. You don't actually think you have a chance.
26:40
Callahan's internship of course Alba you're looking fluffy
26:46
as usual hello
26:47
Vivian oh you have
26:52
to ace his course to get that internship and he's not called
26:54
C -minus Callahan for nothing Warner I'm cognizant of both those facts you will
26:59
make it through the semester let alone get Callahan's internship face it funny
27:04
someday we'll nominate Supreme Court justices and you'll tan
27:08
Thanks for the great tip on the costume party.
27:11
I see you came as last year's sample sale.
27:19
Whoa.
27:20
Help.
27:24
Love.
27:25
Excuse me.
27:26
I put my faith in love.
27:28
I followed where it led.
27:30
Love led you here?
27:32
Wait.
27:33
Go back.
27:34
You came out here to follow a man.
27:36
Harvard Law was just part of that plan. Man, what rich romantic
27:42
planet are you from?
27:44
Malibu?
27:45
Instead of lying outside by the pool, you stalk some guy to an Ivy League
27:50
school?
27:51
That's the weirdest reason I...
27:53
Well, why'd you come?
27:55
Okay.
27:58
I grew up in the Roxbury slums with my mom and a series of bums.
28:03
Guys who show...
28:04
me all the ways men can fail. I got through Harvard,
28:10
I worked like a fool, worked two
28:11
jobs in addition to school. So forgive me for not weeping at your tail.
28:17
Excuse me just because there's some sort of chip on your shoulder.
28:20
You know what? You're right.
28:23
There's a chip on my shoulder and it's big as a boulder. With
28:28
the chance I've been given,
28:30
I've got to be driven to excel.
28:33
I'm so close I can taste it, but I'm not on a way seat,
28:38
yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder.
28:41
You might want to get one as well.
28:43
I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative.
28:46
Hey, I'm just being honest. When you weren't born into privilege, you got to work twice as hard.
28:50
Wait, two jobs plus law school?
28:52
I haven't slept in six years.
28:54
So I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious.
28:56
What you need is to get to work.
29:02
Tis a gift to be simple, tis a gift to be free.
29:13
Bye Warner, say hi to your mom and dad for me and Grandma Bootsy.
29:18
Define malum prohibitum.
29:20
Malum prohibitum is an action, an act prohibited by law like jaywalking
29:25
or chewing gum in Singapore.
29:26
You get a form of incense.
29:29
evil in itself. Assault, murder, white cheese after Labor Day. Good. Where
29:35
are you going?
29:35
Home of course. Thanksgiving break, remember? Interesting. What? Well, I
29:43
predict you will
29:44
probably pass. Yes! In the bottom percent of your class. What? You're going for mediocre.
29:50
You've done great. That's not fair. Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you. We
29:55
can't win if we don't fall.
29:57
through. Might I venture your vacation plans can wait.
30:01
Why do us have to be right?
30:16
For you, not quite as good as going home for Christmas, but you're too sweet.
30:21
It's a real time saver. It's shampoo and conditioner.
30:27
You're so adorable thinking of me.
30:31
Hey, Elle, have you seen Vivian anywhere?
30:34
I've been looking everywhere for her.
30:35
Yeah, I need no.
30:38
Great, we're gonna miss our flight.
30:41
Um, Elle, I don't know if you noticed before,
30:45
but each time order walks through the door,
30:48
your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less.
30:53
Though it's hardly my business to say, Could it be the real thing in your way?
30:59
Is the very guy you're trying to impress?
31:03
Yes!
31:05
I've been smithing, sweetened, thoroughly beaten, Blowing my chance.
31:10
Let's not chase him away, let's face him, Say hey, come, let's dance!
31:15
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
31:21
We've got ourselves a few.
31:24
We'll have to rule the big king on your shoulder.
31:34
Plaintiff ordered a princess party and got parrots instead.
31:40
Uh, breach of contract.
31:41
There was no meeting of the minds.
31:43
They don't have to pay.
31:44
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
31:47
Yes, Miss Woods.
31:48
Uh, Mr.
31:49
Ms. Huntington makes an excellent point.
31:51
I just have to ask, did the kids actually see the pirates?
31:54
The mother shut it down during the opening number.
31:57
There were pirates and pigs, but not a princess in sight.
32:00
Contracts can be expressed or implied.
32:03
Ohio and Baltimore, the US, 1923.
32:07
Once the pirates started their show for even a second,
32:09
the contract was in fact implied.
32:11
Pirate parties are tragic, but the mother has to pay.
32:14
Ms. Woods, you just run your case.
32:18
I assume you're applying for my internship.
32:20
Do you have a resume?
32:22
Yes, it makes an advance for your consideration.
32:25
Dear God, it's fented.
32:28
She was something to see there.
32:31
I'm just happy I could be there first to test it.
32:35
She yased it.
32:36
She's so close, she can taste it.
32:38
She clenched it on her shoulders.
32:42
Guess you never can tell.
32:46
El, with
32:52
Little Miss Woods by my El.
33:06
Paulette, are you ready?
33:07
I don't know, El.
33:09
Dewey scares me.
33:10
Channel that fear and tell yourself you are a strong, independent woman.
33:13
You must be reunited with your dog.
33:17
Paulette, get off my process.
33:21
I want to see my dog, Dewey.
33:23
Betcha didn't even know it's his birthday today.
33:26
Well, you can't see him.
33:28
Best visitation I ever made.
33:30
Throwing you out?
33:32
Can you believe I lived with that for ten years?
33:36
Cheapskate never even bought me a ring.
33:38
They lived together for ten years.
33:42
Now what?
33:44
Mr. Dewey, we are Miss Bonifonte's legal team.
33:49
I don't think you understand that the great commonwealth of Massachusetts
33:52
recognizes your ten-year relationship with Miss Bonifonte as a common-law marriage,
33:56
which entitles her to equitable division of property.
34:00
Translation? We're taking the dog!
34:04
Oh well, this is the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
34:08
Hey, Bonifonte!
34:13
I love you.
34:15
Oh, Roach is my angel.
34:17
I love you.
34:27
Oh, wait.
34:29
Was that law?
34:32
Is this the point of law?
34:35
I'm feeling kind of high.
34:38
This is why we all study and slog, to help the underdog.
34:43
I so identify. That's why I...
34:46
Hey guys, Callahan got a big murder trial defending exercise bleed broke Windham and needs
34:51
extra help. He's posting his internship today.
35:02
Ladies and gentlemen, I need the best...
35:06
and brightest.
35:07
Congrats to the choice of you.
35:09
And to the rest of you, welcome.
35:11
To the middle.
35:13
Emmett, I'm making you my co-concil
35:16
for the Whitman trial.
35:17
Prove yourself here and the term associate isn't far off.
35:21
Yes, sir.
35:22
Emmett, I'm so proud of you.
35:26
Yes, score.
35:27
Warner, we got Callahan's internship.
35:31
It's just like we planned.
35:32
Babe, this is just the
35:34
beginning. It's perfect. Make me the happiest man in the world. Marry
35:39
me?
36:02
And I have turned my whole world upside down
36:06
Trying not to let you go
36:10
Watching you walk away
36:13
Is like a fatal blow
36:18
Is that my name up on that list?
36:22
Does someone know that I exist?
36:25
Is this a mistake?
36:27
Am I even awake?
36:28
Pinch me now to make sure
36:31
Ow, that's what I name in black and white, maybe I'm doing something
36:37
right, wow, I feel
36:39
so much better than before, yes she's so much better than before,
36:45
yes she's so much better
36:47
than before, maybe she's what you prefer, but hey last year I was hurt, maybe you
36:52
will
36:52
change mine, but you might look up to fine, I've gone on to better things, better jobs
36:57
than bigger things.
36:58
I don't have the time to cry, I'm too busy lovin' my neck
37:01
Up on that list, kind of a cool ironic twist
37:06
Who else can I tell?
37:08
Wait, where's my cell?
37:09
Mom will fall on the floor
37:12
Hey mom, look at my name in black and white
37:15
Your daughter's doing something right
37:19
And I feel so much better
37:22
I'll be there Monday night of luck
37:25
Then we will
37:26
see who walks the walk. No, no, I can't wait. I will be there at eight
37:31
when they unlock
37:32
the door. I'll even dress in black and white.
37:38
See, I have nothing but to fight. And you'll
37:41
go, oh, much better. Oh, much better. And soon all y 'all gonna know
37:47
much better. I am
37:49
so much better. I am so much better. I am so much better. I am so much better. I am
37:54
I am so much better than
37:59
you thought.
38:03
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
38:09
oh, oh.
38:26
Hi, I'm Brooke Windham, and welcome to the Windham Workout Dish 2 Challenge.
38:31
Alex Evans has been the best he can be.
38:34
So grab your cart away by Leldon, because if you want to get rich, you have to
38:39
get rich.
38:42
Do you want to be singing here?
38:44
Cool, do you want to be out?
38:46
Then you can start this off right now, my workout's not for you.
38:50
I'm talking to the woman who wants, oh, gotta pay for what she gets
38:54
Your side's too close, don't come to those too lazy to sweat
38:58
I want you whipped in your shade, when I say don't say how high
39:02
You know you're doing it right, when you start to cry
39:06
Your spirit won't look like you should, you've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
39:11
Sorry, they can go insane, until you're whipped in your shade
39:15
Come on, Sabrina, work it out
39:17
Whip it
39:18
Whipped into shape, Whipped into shape, Whipped into shape.
39:23
We have a lot to cover, Meet our brand new client
39:28
Brooke,
39:29
You can laugh but she's made tons Of her DVDs and books,
39:33
Whip your way too tight or buns, Halfly married so she swears
39:38
To her sixty year old man, Till stepdaughter came downstairs
39:41
And from Brooke all covered in his blood, Hands who thinks she's guilty?
39:47
Okay, now, here is where you kids come in. Brooke has trouble trusting
39:52
me. I'm her only chance to win, but I don't speak MTV.
39:57
Though Brooke runs half her own defense, she may listen to her peers, go and place
40:02
a little scent in the space between her ears.
40:06
Oh, not now. I want her weapon to shape. If there's a brain in that hair,
40:11
tell it that I am the key. It's a plea.
40:14
the chair, see when I talk to her eye, get either Plain or Plain or I'll
40:19
abide to court
40:20
for this bed and stay.
40:22
I want her whipped into shape to the jail.
40:28
Ladies, just because we're in Boston Women's Correctional Facility doesn't mean we can't
40:33
become the best we can be.
40:40
I want your whipped into shape.
40:42
When I say, don't say how I
40:45
You know you're doing it right
40:47
When you're hard to write
40:49
If you don't look like you should
40:52
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
40:55
Like prison ladies, no escape
40:59
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
41:01
Jack it up, double jump
41:03
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
41:05
Jack it up, double jump
41:11
Whist it, whist it, whist it, every single day.
41:40
Anywho, we want to free you as soon as possible to bring your message back to your fans.
41:44
That's all I want.
41:47
Callahan briefed me on your meeting, and there is a significant amount of evidence against you.
41:52
To free you, the jury is going to need to hear an alibi.
41:55
Not going to happen.
41:56
Even though it could save you?
41:58
Just put me on the stand and I'll be forced to lie.
42:02
Miss Windham, if we can't hear an alibi, you're going to have to accept a plea bargain.
42:05
And admit to something that I...
42:07
But with the plea bargain, you need to be out in a couple of years. That seems reasonable, right?
42:12
Reasonable to do more time for my husband's killer? Not really. I need a defense team that knows
42:17
I'm innocent.
42:18
Get out of here, all of you! Guard!
42:25
Who, who is the girl with loyal friends and true?
42:30
Who, who? Who, who has a bond as strong as crazy?
42:35
glue. Who, who? Who can sound a call when sisters
42:40
all come through? Who, who? Delta
42:44
new, new, new. Delta new, new, new, new. You are a Delta new. Delta
42:49
new, new, new. Delta
42:50
new, new, new, new. You are a Delta new. Delta new's former UCLA
42:56
president, Al Woods.
42:57
Shut up. Oh yeah. That's so great. Thank God someone on this legal team gets me. Sisterhood's
43:03
and I will do anything I can to clear your good name.
43:06
But that involves an alibi.
43:08
I can't tell it.
43:10
We all have our secrets.
43:11
For years I denied my highlights.
43:13
It's beyond highlights, Elle.
43:17
My secret is nuclear.
43:18
If it gets out, I could lose my fitness empire,
43:21
which means everything to me.
43:23
If I tell you,
43:24
do you Delta New Sisters swear not to tell anyone?
43:27
I will double Delta New Sisters swear.
43:31
On the day my husband was killed?
43:33
I have...
43:36
Rook, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear-
43:38
LIFO SUCTION!
43:39
Minimally invasive outpatient lipo!
43:41
But lipo!
43:43
Oh my god.
43:45
Your time is up.
43:47
I had to do it.
43:48
Your secret's safe with me.
43:49
My fans are counting on me.
43:51
I can't let this down!
43:52
You gotta take care of me, Elle!
43:53
You swore!
43:57
Elle, hey, there you are.
44:00
I got Brooke's alibi.
44:01
You're kidding.
44:03
So what is it?
44:05
I'm afraid I can't tell you.
44:06
Why not?
44:08
I double-delt a new sister's war.
44:10
Elle, this isn't some little sorority thing.
44:13
Oh, I know.
44:14
It's a big sorority thing.
44:16
And if you think about it,
44:18
Brooke really had nothing to do with it.
44:20
Fitness gives you endorphins.
44:21
Endorphins make you happy.
44:23
Happy people just don't kill.
44:25
Emmett, a word.
44:27
If you don't give up this alibi, we will all lose the case.
44:30
Then I guess we're not very good lawyers.
44:32
Who ba-
44:33
L.
44:35
Callahan wants the alibi.
44:36
They gave up my word.
44:40
Emmett, let me be very clear.
44:42
I give you simple instructions.
44:44
Lead the legal team and get me an alibi.
44:47
You're zero for two.
44:49
Everyone's field trip is over.
44:51
Back to work.
44:53
Except for you two.
44:54
I'd rather not-
44:55
Legally blonder, riding corduroy again today.
44:59
Emmett, I'm sorry.
45:00
I don't need you to be sorry.
45:02
I need you to tell me the alibi.
45:04
But I gave Brooke my word.
45:06
Having an alibi isn't the only way to win this case.
45:08
No, but it sure would help.
45:10
We'll free Brooke the right way, the noble way.
45:12
This isn't a lifetime original movie, Elle.
45:15
I'm not interested in nobility right now.
45:17
I'm interested in saving Brooke's life.
45:19
No, you're not.
45:20
You're more interested in impressing Callahan.
45:22
Well, here's my boss.
45:23
And if I impress him, he'll make me associate.
45:26
And jeopardize Brooks' trust in our integrity?
45:30
How do you always have to be right?
45:33
I don't. When I'm with you, I just am.
45:51
Are you ready for your big trial?
45:53
You sure you don't want me to paint little gavels on them for you?
45:57
When the jury people see those nails, they'll know they can trust you.
46:01
Which is more than my team's doing.
46:03
They're all over me to give a Brooks alibi.
46:06
Including your friend, Emmett?
46:08
Well, he's just my friend.
46:10
And I could use a friend like that.
46:15
I've got a package.
46:17
There's a Pollock box for you.
46:24
The name's Kyle, this is my new root, the first stop of the day, kinda cool karma, eh?
46:30
Alrighty then, do me a favor and have yourself a super day.
46:45
Don't talk to him already.
46:47
I can't talk to guys like that.
46:50
I'm not like you, I got nothing to offer.
46:53
Sure you do, what about your shining personality?
46:56
And your amazing style.
46:57
Mostly your shining personality.
46:59
You can do anything you put your mind to
47:00
as long as you stay positive.
47:04
Hey Paulette, did I leave my stylus?
47:07
There it is.
47:08
Oh, there it is, there it is.
47:09
Let me get that.
47:13
Oh, sorry!
47:26
Miss Wins, could I have a word?
47:28
Of course.
47:29
I'll catch up with you in a second.
47:33
Every trial has surprises, Al.
47:35
I just didn't expect the biggest surprise to be how impressed I am with you.
47:39
You're stubborn, but all good lawyers are.
47:41
You've proven yourself to be a true leader, Al.
47:44
Thank you, Professor Callahan. That means more than you'll ever know.
47:47
And I really appreciate this opportunity. I've learned so much.
47:51
What you've learned isn't the point.
47:53
You've got instinct, and instinct is legal, or other rest can't be thought.
47:57
Trust your instinct.
48:00
I thought you were smarter than that.
48:02
Is this the only reason you gave me the internship?
48:05
It's been nice working with you, Miss Woods. You can show yourself out.
48:23
Take back the books, pack up the keys, clear out
48:29
the room, drop off the keys, leave with
48:33
what's left of my dignity, get in the car and just go.
48:40
Chalk it all up to experience, they said
48:45
I'd fail, but I disagreed, who knew then where
48:50
my path would lead, well now I know, back
48:56
to the sun, back to the shore, back to what
49:02
I was before, back where I'm known, back
49:07
in my life.
49:08
My own very small pond.
49:13
Laugh with my friends when I thrive.
49:17
We'll drop the top and just drive.
49:22
That's fine with me.
49:24
Just let me be eagerly blonde.
49:29
What's wrong?
49:31
Callahan tried to kiss me.
49:33
And then he fired me.
49:34
He made it very clear I don't belong.
49:35
He's wrong.
49:36
We'll fix it. We'll fight it.
49:38
Emmett, there's no reason for me to stay.
49:44
What about love?
49:47
I never mentioned love.
49:50
The timing's bad, I know.
49:52
But perhaps if I made it more clear
49:56
that you belong right here,
49:59
you wouldn't have to go.
50:03
It's not...
50:04
It's not up to me, just let me be legally blonde.
50:11
It's not up to me, just let me be
50:17
legally blonde.
50:39
Thanks for walking, Rufus.
50:41
It's the least I can do.
50:43
Considered a thank you for staying with me at the hospital.
50:46
Trust me, the pleasure was all mine.
50:49
Well, I better get back to my route now.
50:51
Duty calls.
50:53
Duty calls?
50:54
Call that and he's got a job.
50:59
Call that, I just...
51:00
came to say goodbye. What? Goodbye? I'm going back to California. California? Why?
51:06
I'm going back to where it makes sense. You're not making any right now. Honey, what happened?
51:12
All this time I thought I was proving myself and making a difference. But it turns out I'm just one big blonde joke
51:17
and that's all anyone's ever going to see. That's not what I see. Vivian? We girls
51:22
have to stick together. I used to pray for the date leave.
51:30
But when I'm wrong, then I say I'm wrong, and I was wrong about you.
51:36
So listen up, I see no end to what you'll achieve.
51:40
That's only if you don't turn and run.
51:43
You proved it to me, now show everyone what you can do.
51:48
And you look great and darn smooth.
51:50
Get back in the game, get back on the case, take a good look at my
51:55
face.
51:56
I'm not a fool, and it's a rule
52:00
I don't know about
52:03
But I can't stop
52:05
You're my new view
52:06
You're not the best we can
52:09
And you little fuse, the ghost show will lose
52:12
Legally, whoa
52:15
You little fuse, the ghost show will lose
52:19
Legally
52:20
Sorry Vivian, you keep it
52:21
I'm never wearing that again
52:26
um honey you're in the supply closet I
52:33
know I said I'm never wearing that again
52:37
I'm wearing this back
52:42
in the game back in the trial I'm going back in my style
52:47
girls it's a fact yes when you're attacked yes gotta respond
52:54
Hand me my dog, hand me my bag, and that American flag.
53:01
Nobody who's, somebody who's, legally blonde.
53:05
Get on your feet because she's legally blonde.
53:08
You've got a fight to be legally blonde.
53:14
Oh my god, Elle!
53:19
Honey is that secret?
53:20
Paulette doesn't do. We came to see our president being.
53:24
We legally bond. We legally bond.
53:28
You've got a right to be legally bond. You've got a right
53:32
to be legally bond.
53:37
Hey Paulette, what's going on? Oh, we're just
53:40
cheering on our friends, Al. Go, Al!
53:44
I've got another package for you. Thanks.
53:46
Hi.
53:49
That would be a boil.
53:50
Hey, what's the B stand for, anyway?
54:23
Back in the game, back on the cave, back on a battle for
54:28
a wave.
54:30
Mr. You're fired, yet do I hire, to represent me.
54:35
You gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta
54:40
be.
54:41
Legally blown. Legally blown, oh yeah.
55:07
I said you're fired.
55:09
That's absurd.
55:11
Elle's just a law student.
55:12
She can for birthday.
55:13
you. Actually, she can represent work, Your Honor. Rule 303
55:19
of Supreme Judicial Court states that a
55:21
law student, Miss L. Woods, may represent the defendant in criminal proceedings. Only
55:26
if she
55:26
has no license attorney to supervise. And without me, she does not. Yes, she
55:31
does. I'm licensed,
55:33
Your Honor. I'd gladly supervise. You work for me, remember? No, I don't. Now I work for myself.
55:38
And I don't have to hit on an inch.
55:41
professor. Thank
55:47
you, Ahmed. Did you really think that I was going to like you?
55:49
Uh, Miss Woods, any day now you may proceed. Call your first witness. We
55:54
called Chucky
55:55
Windham to the stand. Oh my god!
56:01
T .T .P! Total tragic murder! Miss
56:06
Windham, what was your
56:07
relationship with the deceased?
56:09
He was my father.
56:10
Did you actually see the murder take place?
56:13
No, I was in the shower, but when I got out,
56:15
Brooke was standing over his body, drenched in his blood.
56:19
Miss Windham, on the day your father was killed,
56:21
did you see anyone suspiciously hanging around?
56:24
Suspiciously hanging around my shower?
56:27
No, before that.
56:28
I was out getting a perm.
56:30
Then you came home and took a shower.
56:34
No, yes, I took a shower.
56:38
Thank you. Now, Miss Windham, you claim on the day your father got murdered, you
56:43
got a perm. Was this your first perm?
56:46
No, I've permed my hair since junior high, about three a year.
56:50
Interesting. My associate has just gotten a perm herself today. Exhibit A, Miss Enid Hoops.
56:58
Now, Miss Windham, would Exhibit A's perm be similar to your own?
57:03
And one more time, you didn't see...
57:05
or hear the murder because you were in the shower.
57:10
Now, Miss Hoops, would you dump this bucket of water on your head?
57:15
Idiot, you can't get your perm wet for 48 hours.
57:19
Watch it deactivates the perminonium thyglocholate
57:22
and completely ruins it.
57:23
It's the cardinal ruined perm natance.
57:26
Your perm is still intact, so you couldn't have showered that day.
57:29
Why would you lie about being in the shower?
57:31
I was...
57:32
Why would you lie about...
57:33
hearing the gunshot but i why would you lie you think i liked
57:39
being older than my dad's new wife
57:40
i didn't mean to hurt my father i didn't mean to shoot him i thought it was coming through the door
57:46
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
57:51
my god
58:01
Oh my god, it's a dream come true. I just knew I could
58:06
count on you. And no one had to know that I had lino -suction on my...
58:12
Oops!
58:14
We still love you!
58:17
Oh my god, oh my god, you guys. El's all bad and a sign
58:22
of pride.
58:23
She's all right, the Chinese frizzy hair, and her face alipides. Oh my god, you
58:28
guys!
58:31
I think someone needs to talk to you.
58:38
Well, I can't believe I didn't take you seriously. I was wrong.
58:43
Thanks, Warner.
58:45
We do belong together.
58:47
Oh, Warner. Vivian dumped you, didn't she?
58:57
I screamed at this day long ago
58:59
Now my answer is thank you, but no
59:02
Look I barely, because I'm heartsy through
59:08
I was living in ignorance bliss
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Till I learned I can be more than this
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And you know in a way I owe it all to you
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I thought losing your love was all I can never withstand
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I thought losing your love is all I could
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Look how far I've come without having to cling to your head.
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I had to find my way the day you broke my heart.
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You handed me the chance to make a brand new start.
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You helped me find my way.
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There's still so much to learn, so many dreams to earn.
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But even if I'm not going to die,
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If I crash and burn ten times a day, I think
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I'm here to stay, gonna find my way.
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William Shakespeare wrote, To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as
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the night, the day.
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Thou canst not be false to any man. I believe this wise statement applies to
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a woman.
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a blonde woman. For the past three years, she's taught me and showed all of us that
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being
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true to yourself never goes out of style. Ladies and gentlemen, your valedictorian, Elle
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Woods.
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I thank you one and all, the ones who thought I'd
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fall, who taught me how to fail, who
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help me to prevail. I'm
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standing here today, cause you helped me
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find my way.
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Oh, and if you could give me one second before we
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all go, Emmett Forrest, he's -
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Make me the happiest world I've ever seen
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I, oh my, oh my god
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Oh my god
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Oh my god, I love you guys
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Granted not a complete surprise
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If there ever was a hurry I won't miss one qualified
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But we love you guys
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No, we love you guys
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Oh my god
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You can hide
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Oh my God!
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Oh my
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God!
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Thank you.
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Well done, Kevin.
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No place you cannot go, don't say no to this woman
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Love, don't laugh when I say love
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Don't think they're naive
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Because even a person who's left
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Don't listen to their heart
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Don't listen to their teeth
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Don't believe in this love can achieve
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Do you believe?
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Cause we believe in love, how about you?
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Welcome to Harvard!
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What you want, now we're done!
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What you want, let's go get!
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What you want is right in front of you!
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Front of you!
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What you want, now we're done!
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What you want, is headbutt!
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What you want is right in front of you!
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What you want, what you want
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What you want, what you want.
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Thank you.
